Monthly Archives: January 2012

MIND BENDERS


  – With her nefarious plans foiled to get me falling out of the sky on a microlight flight, or being bumped off by whales, Younger Daughter decided the next step was to mess with my mind. She gave me, … Continue reading

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IMMY GOES FLYING


Hau! Let me post this quickly from the leptorp before I try and fire up the returned main computah again.  The latter has had a very thorough gut transplant indeed.  Anyway, here is the final Immy instalment, for now:  ‘You have wings, so why … Continue reading

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A COMMUNICATION TO UPDATE THE STATE OF COMMUNICATION


  I have the nude boos and the gad. Bood goos and nad? Whatever.   The nude goos headline is that I have recovered my lost Immy episode, and shall be posting it soonish. The opposite stuff is that my computer started blue-screening … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL MAD HATTING


THAT when you Tee off is a golf HAT But, when Tee be off, HAT is still THAT! Loathing, you know, By red hat’s produced – With rouge chapeau To HATRED reduced! Hat with an ‘S’ In front, do not … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL SATURDAY FOURTEENTH


You know what I wrote About Sat the fourteenth? How true was that note, For that day hath now beenth With power at nil For the whole of the day, And it seems that it will, Thus, the whole weekend … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFULLY FEARFUL FRIDAY


Beware, for Friday twelve-plus-one Has come to take away your fun, And land you up right in the soup Or kick your backside if you stoop!  (But what I, out- was going to -line, I wrote in prose, twenty-oh-nine, So I’ll … Continue reading

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ANOTHER IMMY-TURE POST


Sorry, but amusing young R tends to come up well forward in my priorities. Thus no immortal rhyme, or political discourse, or philosophical treatise, or even health or weather report. Just this: Immy goes riding   ‘You have slow feet,’ … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL CUSTOMS


This is a bit out of date. I did it just before my line went down and I went off to have my insides meshed about with. However, I still feel that the behaviour is repugnant and not in keeping … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL MESH


I can report I’m back at home With hernias now knitted, But in no state to write a pome – The drugs make me slow-witted!  With what is fastened now in plache I think you may well gues-sh, That what hash … Continue reading

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INTERKNOT AND KNITTING


  This here is to inform you with considerable pain My internet has done a flit, and phones are down again, And in addition I am feeling painfully nit-witted, I’ve gone off to the hospital to get my insides knitted.

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