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Tag Archives: side view theme
REALLY REALLY AWFUL ROSES ARE RED
Roses are red, Violets are blue; Blue rose instead Would never do. Roses are red, Violets are blue; Red violets in bed Named ‘reds’ would be, true? Rosie’s are red, Violet’s are blue – Hot, or cold, … Continue reading
Posted in Challenge, Humour, Language, Nonsense verse, Parody, Poems, Really Awful Rhyme, Writing
Tagged Colonialist, fun, funny rhymes, humorous verse, origin of roses red violets blue, Really Awful Rhyme, roses are red violets are blue with variations, side view theme, wordplay roses and violets
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THE EVIL PLOT
A short short story in response to the side view theme for the weekend. It was a pleasant suburb, with pleasant people. Catering for the ‘lower middle class’, the homes and grounds were small, but there was a strong feeling … Continue reading
Posted in Challenge, Flash Fiction, Language, Short story, Writing
Tagged Colonialist, Deliverance, short story, side view theme, suburban misfits., The Evil Plot
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REALLY AWFUL ABSENSE OF RHYME
If it suddenly up-pairs That I have become quite scares, I’ll be busy: that’s the troof; Don’t believe me? I have proof! I hope this fills you with ANTICIPATION. *sniggers squeakily in self-satisfactification at having covered the theme so easily with a right-side … Continue reading
Posted in Fantasy, Really Awful Rhyme, Writing
Tagged anticipation, Colonialist, fantasy, Forest Circle Quest, fun, funny verse, proof correction, Really Awful Rhyme, side view theme, writing
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THE DANCING YEARS
-Dancing Years set- After penning the above caption to these snatches I wanted to write in response to side view’s weekend theme ‘Dance’, I found it rang a bell and discovered it was the title of a most successful … Continue reading
REALLY AWFUL EXAGGERATION!
(for the side view theme) To say that I’ve been active, here, Would be exaggeration; I should indulge, I greatly fear, In some self-flagellation! It is remarkable to find That though I’m posting not, Yet in a blog I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Nonsense verse, Really Awful Rhyme, Writing
Tagged exaggeration, humorous rhyme, side view theme, theme
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THE NATURAL ORDER
WHAT GOES NATURALLY…… The General and his little force Observed oncoming hordes, All yelling mightily, of course, And brandishing their swords; ‘I see,’ said he, ‘that only we Can, here, protect the border; But we must act strategic’lly, And it is … Continue reading
