REALLY AWFUL AND LOW DOWN RHYME


Now when you apply, with a circular motion,
From shoulders and all down the back,
To girlfriend some smears of some sun-tanning lotion,
Then caution you might quite well lack,
Of the sorts you’d employ when you do those two bits
Which stick so much out to the fore,
For be sure if you’re clumsy in rubbing her ****,
You never won’t do it no more!
You should likewise beware of the lower down scene,
Just as you have done for the top,
And once over the bulge don’t start going between;
On reaching the bottom, please stop!
By all means at this point take a view from the side –
On legs you may carry on down
With great care, lest she next takes it out on your hide,
Which might cause far more than a frown!

© Colonialist February 2011 (Letterdash/Wordpress) 

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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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4 Responses to REALLY AWFUL AND LOW DOWN RHYME

  1. theonlycin says:

    Bwahahaha, naughty Col 🙂

    Like

  2. Oooh, missus (as we say in the UK!)

    Like

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