Now when you think of mats and rice
Set out upon a table,
A Chinese feast to bring to mind
I’m sure you are quite able;
But if it turns to rats and mice
The image is a different kind
With an unpleasant label.
So, never mind your Ps and Qs –
Beware of Ms and Rs you use,
Or things assuredly you’ll find
Quite markedly unstable!
© May 2011 Colonialist (Letterdash/Wordpress)