HAUGHTY QUIZ SCENE ON HAUTE CUISINE


PINK POLKA DOT’S FOOD QUIZ NO. 60

*proudly* How’s this? And, believe it or not, I didn’t Google a single one!

1. What are the main ingredients of a Cassoulet?
Well, one can C it has a donkey in it, and a bloke rented out.

2. What is seasoned flour?
It is the same as an annual flower – a flour that you only get at certain times of the year.

3. Which fruit is the richest known source of the antioxidant called lycopene?
A very juicy orange. You either get to lykopene, or you choke on it and it cuts off your oxygen.

4. Why is it advisable to rest steak for a couple of minutes after cooking?
To be really sadistic. You leave the poor thing to sit there contemplating the awful fate that is to come.

5. What is a galette?
A small gal.

6. What is chimichurri?
A sweep who is as happy as happy can be.

7. Where is Polenta a staple food?
The North or South Pole in spring.

 8. What is Chaîne des Rôtisseurs?
A dog lead made out of links of metal which is used by Rottweiler masseurs.

 9. What is a Pink Lady?
A fair girl of high birth caught in the altogether and blushing all over.

 10. What is a sommelier?
Sommer somebody what doesn’t tell the troof.

(South Africanisms: Ou – a man;  Lente – Spring; Sommer – just, actually, because that’s the way it is.)

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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2 Responses to HAUGHTY QUIZ SCENE ON HAUTE CUISINE

  1. colonialist says:

    Thank you muchly! Of course, you wouldn’t need the footnote!

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  2. Tokeloshe says:

    Oh I love it! Well done 😉

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