What if you found you had a little lecture
Which clashed completely with a local MOB,
But with some really painstaking conjecture
Decided ducking out would do the job;
As soon as the important bit had ended,
You vanished in a little puff of smoke
And to MOB venue then your way you wended –
Now, here’s the part that really is a joke –
What if, upon arrival at this venue,
Where you had read the MOB was to take place
You couldn’t find a blogger there, and then you
Had little choice but journey to retrace?
It wasn’t just that bloggers were not present
(Or that they hadn’t come might be supposed);
What if, to make it even more unpleasant,
You found the venue well and truly closed?
© July 2011 Colonialist (Letterdash/WordPress)
*Meeting Of Bloggers
N.B. the theme of side view for the week is, ‘What if’.