The Pink Polka Dot Grub Queries …

A soggy day

In UK

Ten cats and I
On bed will try
To do a little funny business
With Pink Polka’s Dotty quizziness:

 1. What is a Mille Feuille?
An idiot at a place which grinds corn or something.

2. What is the national dish of Indonesia?
A plate with the Indonesian national coat-of-arms on it.       

3. Percentage wise, how much water does a mushroom contain?
It depends how mushroom for water there is in it, doesn’t it?

4. What is Ponzu?
As in ‘You Ponzu!’ it is someone calling someone else a nasty name.

5. What is the national fruit of India?
Chillies.

6. What is the difference between a pawpaw and a papaya?
The second is a thinner version because it lacks the Ws. Or the first is a kitten swatting, and the other a question as to whether a person is the paternal parent.

7. What is “Caldo verde” and what is the main ingredient?
That is a green Caldo, and it mainly has greens in it. I know that from the verde vord – I mean, word..

8. What enzyme does pineapples contain that tenderizes proteins?
*looks aghast, and makes a note to avoid pineapples lest his proteins be tenderized*

9. What is Amchoor more commonly known as?
Bless you!   Here, use this tissue.

10. What is a Machiato? 
Another sneeze, or a squashed tomato or an ou that has turned playing on shrunk golf courses into an art form.