TO PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR THIS ONE, JUST READ, LISTEN TO OR WATCH THE NEWS. ANY NEWS.
The human race needs to be scratched
As something that cannot be won;
Participants all are mismatched,
And it never should have begun!
Of all the species one might pick
Upon, into a race to stick,
This one will really make you sick –
With cheating it’s overrun!
As spectacle it is obscene;
Competitors ugly, indeed;
All sickly, and not very clean –
They are quite a horrible breed!
To put this lot into a race
Is nothing short of a disgrace;
They are completely out of place –
A FINISH line’s what they need!
© Colonialist October 2011 (Letterdash/Wordpress Blogs)