‘All Mod Cons’ side view theme:
Remember when the Mod-est Con
Was toilet one could sit upon,
And had a snazzy little bowl
Instead of one great gaping hole?
All mod CONS sentenced in this age
Have recently come to the stage
Where comforts of their jail cells are
Much better than their homes, by far.
Another type of modern con:
Nigerians, the web upon;
Beware the prize they say you’ve won –
That’s how their modern cons are done!
All mod cons used to be enough
With basic bathroom, kitchen, stuff –
But now you see a ja-cuz-zi,
Plus plasma-screen-type large TV!
© Colonialist October 2011 (Letterdash/Wordpress Blogs)