Monthly Archives: November 2011

ANC DEMANDS THAT ITS MEMBERS LIE AND CHEAT

Posted on November 30, 2011 by colonialist

Gloria Borman – Pic by Sherelee Clarke for Independant Newspapers  The African Nutty Conglomeration, in now stating it intends to ‘discipline’ the two members who refused to vote in favour of the iniquitous ‘Secrecy’ bill, Ben Turok and Gloria Borman, is painting itself … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFUL IMPROVED SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE

Posted on November 28, 2011 by colonialist

A parable of upgrading …  A bicycle I bought To get from A to B; Much quicker, as I thought, Than walking is, you see.  Then saw I, on the Net, A better seat by far, ‘That saddle I must … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFUL BABBLES ABOUT BUBBLES

Posted on November 27, 2011 by colonialist

(Sorry, I’m still bubbling over, or not yet over bubbling.)  If some bubbles are gathered, And in movement made to roam, Then, when they’re properly lathered You have what’s known as foam.  And Foam Here to Eternity You have a … Continue reading →

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I’M FOREVER BLOWING …

Posted on November 26, 2011 by colonialist

Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble … from MacEliza, by Wheeljam Agitate-Assegai  POLITICAL POP CULTURE When politicians blow up bubbles – Iridescent, large and fat – It can only lead to troubles You can be quite sure … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME ON INFORMATION BLACKOUT

Posted on November 25, 2011 by colonialist

The funniest thing to happen in an age Is somebody has seen fit to engage In blacking bits of media – ANC in Wikipedia – Which put their stupid spokesman in a rage! Condemning it in accents high and low, … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFULLY THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Posted on November 24, 2011 by colonialist

The turkey here, whose name is Woo, Is happy, on this day, His SA home’s without a U And thus not USA! Mind you, at Christmastime he had Some cause for apprehension, But now that he’s a pet, the lad … Continue reading →

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SQUASHING THE SCANDALOUS SECRECY SERPENT

Posted on November 23, 2011 by colonialist

That we can kill The secrecy bill You need to have little doubt; All those who opposed May well be supposed To have most financial clout Quite far in excess Of those who say ‘Yes,’ – That crooked minority, Who … Continue reading →

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OF EXCITING TALES OF SIGHTING TAILS, AND OF SCREAMS AND WHALES

Posted on November 22, 2011 by colonialist

For my birthday over a month ago, which happened while I was in the UK, one of the gifts I received was a voucher from Younger Daughter to go on a whale-watching expedition. (Another she gave me a couple of … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFUL REVIVAL

Posted on November 20, 2011 by colonialist

I have been looking at some of my 2007 productions in my blog which lost formatting and pictures when the platform changed over, and thought that some of them are worth a re-run. There are other reasons, not to be more … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME ABOUT TEARFUL FACES

Posted on November 19, 2011 by colonialist

I think the day is dawning We need to fix our awning – Two monkeys bent Was for the rent, Or just to give us warning?  © Colonialist November 2011 (Letterdash/WordPress)

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