Monthly Archives: November 2011

ANC DEMANDS THAT ITS MEMBERS LIE AND CHEAT


Gloria Borman – Pic by Sherelee Clarke for Independant Newspapers  The African Nutty Conglomeration, in now stating it intends to ‘discipline’ the two members who refused to vote in favour of the iniquitous ‘Secrecy’ bill, Ben Turok and Gloria Borman, is painting itself … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL IMPROVED SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE


A parable of upgrading …  A bicycle I bought To get from A to B; Much quicker, as I thought, Than walking is, you see.  Then saw I, on the Net, A better seat by far, ‘That saddle I must … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL BABBLES ABOUT BUBBLES


(Sorry, I’m still bubbling over, or not yet over bubbling.)  If some bubbles are gathered, And in movement made to roam, Then, when they’re properly lathered You have what’s known as foam.  And Foam Here to Eternity You have a … Continue reading

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I’M FOREVER BLOWING …


Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble … from MacEliza, by Wheeljam Agitate-Assegai  POLITICAL POP CULTURE When politicians blow up bubbles – Iridescent, large and fat – It can only lead to troubles You can be quite sure … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME ON INFORMATION BLACKOUT


The funniest thing to happen in an age Is somebody has seen fit to engage In blacking bits of media – ANC in Wikipedia – Which put their stupid spokesman in a rage! Condemning it in accents high and low, … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFULLY THANKSGIVING TURKEY


The turkey here, whose name is Woo, Is happy, on this day, His SA home’s without a U And thus not USA! Mind you, at Christmastime he had Some cause for apprehension, But now that he’s a pet, the lad … Continue reading

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SQUASHING THE SCANDALOUS SECRECY SERPENT


That we can kill The secrecy bill You need to have little doubt; All those who opposed May well be supposed To have most financial clout Quite far in excess Of those who say ‘Yes,’ – That crooked minority, Who … Continue reading

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