The turkey here, whose name is Woo,
Is happy, on this day,
His SA home’s without a U
And thus not USA!
Mind you, at Christmastime he had
Some cause for apprehension,
But now that he’s a pet, the lad
Is free of roast intention;
He’s shown that he’s the kind of bird
Who can show great affection,
And it would simply be absurd
To offer him rejection!
Thus he’s co-owner of a home
With pair of human-kind,
Plus dogs, and if your eyes should roam,
A pig you’ll also find!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL VIEWERS WHO MAY FLOWER IN AMERICA!