Weekend is the side view theme:
Both are weak, so it would seem,
For my head is badly fuddled
And my insides have got muddled.
While upstairs is out of touch,
Action down below, too much!
Answer that I therefore seekest:
Which weak end is now the weakest?
~
Four-year old has sought to know
How it is that babies grow –
‘In a tummy, with a seed?’
Asked if spade in there you need!
Probed with questions, more and more,
Mommy had to give the score –
Oh, so ‘girl and boy parts’ blend?
(Too much, now, one so wee kenned!)
© Colonialist February 2012 (Letterdash/WordPress)
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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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I love your stuff.
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Appreciate the kind comment!
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i think we will disregard the weak ends during the weekend
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‘Tis a pity the weekend has now come to a weak end!
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Very clever indeed Col
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Than queue!
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love this… 🙂
While upstairs is out of touch,
Action down below, too much!
Answer that I therefore seekest:
Which weak end is now the weakest?
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Glad that part has achieved some recognition! So far most attention has been on the baby bit.
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Hehehe. Wow, my sons have accepted the generic explanation of where babies come from. I’m not sure what I would have said if they inquired further at age four. Oh, wait, I know what I would have said: “Ask Daddy. He can explain it much better than I can.”
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Cop-out! 🙂
I suppose a lively interest in the progress of her younger sister from slight bump to yelling baby prompted the unduly enquiring mind!
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😀 Only you, Col, only you…..
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Just as well, I imagine!
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You are getting too clever, Col! I loved these!
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Methinks ’tis R who is getting too clever! 🙂
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lol! Clever. One of your best 🙂
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Thanks! Young R is a rich source of inspiration!
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Even with all these weak ends and wee kenneds, you are NOT the week-est link!
Thank goodness you can palm off that dreaded question to the mother-of-the-child.
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🙂
Yes; glad I didn’t have to field that little set of enquiries!
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Its easier to tell when they’re younger I think:)
*hugs*
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And better that they receive a good version at home rather than a smutty one later on from vulgar schoolmates!
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Hehehe Col….the dreaded question!!!!
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And a LOT earlier than expected!
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Excellent, Col! 😉
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*deep bow* The occurrence occurred at just the right time!
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I reckon its even funnier on this platform, I am still chuckling over the last line.
Top notch!
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Thanks! Maybe I was trying to be too clever with layout on the other one?
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