REALLY AWFUL RHYME RE POLE TREE PRESERVED IN FORMAL DYE HIDE?

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 I watches this here TV show
And what I ree-eely wants to know
Is why, when bodies should be viewed,
All laid on slabs and in the nude,
They gets this poultry doctor dude? –
Well, some have cocks and some are chicks –
Suppose that’s what he’s there to fix?
It seems that what his head is in
Is just for-hen-sick medicine?

Hey, I’m kinda busy with books and stuff, so this will have to do. It is a truly groan-worthy one, though, isn’t it?

 Colonialist March 2012 (Letterdash/WordPress)