FOOD FOR A SPELL OF THOUGHT IN REALLY AWFUL RHYME


While side view has a theme on food,
To rhyme with it is not so good,
For ‘good’ produces a wrong mood,
It does not match quite as it should. 

When food is served upon a nude –
Though be it entree, mains or pud –
Might it offend a priggish prude?
I rather tend to think it would. 

You’d never say that blood was blued
(Unless of high birth, when you could),
Or try to say a flood was flued
And food’s not fud, fude, foed, or fould. 

When food you’d viewed as lewd and crude,
And mewed, dude, when queued under hood;
So clued, rhymes could be rather rude,
Like brood renewed stood stewed in wood. 

© June 2012 Colonialist (WordPress)

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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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6 Responses to FOOD FOR A SPELL OF THOUGHT IN REALLY AWFUL RHYME

  1. gipsika says:

    LOL, Col!

    I don’t usually rhyme food, I eats it… 😉

    Btw the photo I took from your garden, of the amazing sea view is now my background on my netbook. 🙂

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  2. The Asian says:

    Your awful rhymes seem to be getting awfuller! 😉

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  3. Marco says:

    Would you eat your food off your pets?

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  4. SidevieW says:

    that was good
    improved my mood

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  5. Roaring with laughter here, Col. You’re a master….

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