BLUE-DY HELL!


  I was going to treat myself to a bout of blogging last evening after many maintenance-type chores, but got side-tracked by watching Live and Let Die. Anyway, after the movie ended, I scooted happily back to my computer – to be greeted by an ominous blue screen. I followed the suggestion to ‘SWITCH ORFFF!!’ contained therein, but attempts to restart thereafter met with no result other than sick gurgling sounds and a briefly lit light. Monitor wouldn’t monit at all.
   Filled with feelings of doom and gloom, I dropped it off at the hospital (I wondered if it would turn out to be a mortuary) this morning, and wondered how I would recover all latest work and addresses and emails if – as seemed clear – the hard drive had gone all soft.  I had a cookery post ready to post there too, which is probably burnt by now.
   Anyway, it seems ‘twas a mere short in the innards caused by some dirt which had sneaked in there (memo: vacuum round it more often particularly after pet incursions), and after paying only a small fraction of what I thought that blue view was going to cost me, I have just fired it up again. This here message is to say that normal service will be re-zoomed as soon as possibubble, after the avalanche of emails and stuff settles.

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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46 Responses to BLUE-DY HELL!

  1. bluebee says:

    Must be something in the ozone – you, me, then Nancy…

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  3. Barb says:

    Arrgh.. Not the blue screen. I turned on the computer the other day and got a BLACK screen. I was totally lost. Good luck.

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  4. nrhatch says:

    Did you hear our collective sigh of relief? 😀

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  5. melouisef says:

    Artificial intelligence getting back at you

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  6. Marco says:

    Ah the blue screen of death, how we’ve missed it *touch wood* good luck getting it sorted it – if it’s not one thing it’s the other?

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    • colonialist says:

      *bitterly* And if not the other, then it goes back to the one thing!

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      • Marco says:

        Hmmm – time to throw it off a cliff and get a new one?

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        • colonialist says:

          I suppose lack of funds for that enterprise would leave the only thing left to do to fling self off cliff instead?

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          • Marco says:

            Right that makes perfect sense and explains why so many people go ahead and sukkel with what they’ve got! I don’t think you should fling yourself off a cliff. Get an account with dropbox (google them) to keep your work safe then whip out a magnet and flash it at your computer – but not too close! Give it a good scare. If all else fails, kick the door – animals are not to be harmed in the process 🙂

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            • colonialist says:

              Actually, I think it has been sulking ever since I got an external hard drive.

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              • Marco says:

                Well that would explain it! Here’s one for you, my blender just went up in smoke – sparks and burny smell, oops. I think it’s with your computer. Unfortunately for the blender it’s now been marked as e-waste *evil chuckle*

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  7. Harmony says:

    Eish! That rates at my worst nightmare! My laptop recently died a horrible death but luckily I had time during it’s slow demise to retrieve all my photo’s and music. Glad to hear you’re back in (monkey) business.

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  8. So you’re supposed to clean the damn thing too! 😉 Years ago when I was at work the computer started to smell like melting plastic and then it died – never to come back to life – at least it didn’t catch fire.

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    • colonialist says:

      At the computer hospital I saw the charred remains of some internal bits of one that HAD caught fire – apparently all it needs is a bad connection.

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  9. Nicola says:

    Glad you are both back 🙂

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  10. adinparadise says:

    You do have a lot of problems with your computer, Col. Maybe you’re not treating it right, and it keeps going on unofficial strike. Glad you’re sorted out now. 🙂

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  11. 68ghia says:

    The technical term for that would be BSOD – blue screen of death ;-). I actually saw those exact initials in my A+ handbook back in the day!!
    They happen.
    Glad you got it sorted without too much everything Col 😉

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  12. The Asian says:

    I got a blue screen once and I almost had a heart attack. After that I got myself an external and I back up all my stuff on there

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  13. zannyro says:

    Whoa!! You really dodged a bullet! Happy for you 🙂

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  14. Hurrah 🙂 I love that moment when the laptop has just had a makeover and is back for another spell of uninterrupted blogging. Fab.

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  15. But you overcame the blue monster and are back on track! I’m so happy all turned out well again. And was not that expensive.

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  16. kragenhai says:

    Oh well. Such are the vicissitudes of our cyber existence. Nothing a 10 lb hammer won’t fix!

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  17. cobbies69 says:

    My little laptop has gone to heaven for laptops, mine did not have a blue screen but a black one and it had waved its lat web page…;)

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  18. Colline says:

    You are not having any luck with your computer at all! Glad it was all sorted.

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  19. Pussycat44 says:

    Computer glitches are always a worry as one doesn’t know what it is and how much it’ll cost. I was looking for an exterior HD until I heard how much one costs. I’ll look for a second-hand one when the finances allow.

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  20. So glad it was all sorted 🙂

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  21. newsferret says:

    Annoying is it not!

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