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BLUE-DY HELL!
I was going to treat myself to a bout of blogging last evening after many maintenance-type chores, but got side-tracked by watching Live and Let Die. Anyway, after the movie ended, I scooted happily back to my computer – to be greeted by an ominous blue screen. I followed the suggestion to ‘SWITCH ORFFF!!’ contained therein, but attempts to restart thereafter met with no result other than sick gurgling sounds and a briefly lit light. Monitor wouldn’t monit at all.
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Must be something in the ozone – you, me, then Nancy…
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And now, to top it, a chunk of synchronicity involving Tilly.
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Arrgh.. Not the blue screen. I turned on the computer the other day and got a BLACK screen. I was totally lost. Good luck.
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Hmmmm…. Is that a racist remark, I wonder? 🙂
Thanks!
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Did you hear our collective sigh of relief? 😀
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Sounded like a resigned groan, to me!
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Artificial intelligence getting back at you
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What have I ever done to artificial intelligence?
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You tap it
🙂
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Ah the blue screen of death, how we’ve missed it *touch wood* good luck getting it sorted it – if it’s not one thing it’s the other?
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*bitterly* And if not the other, then it goes back to the one thing!
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Hmmm – time to throw it off a cliff and get a new one?
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I suppose lack of funds for that enterprise would leave the only thing left to do to fling self off cliff instead?
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Right that makes perfect sense and explains why so many people go ahead and sukkel with what they’ve got! I don’t think you should fling yourself off a cliff. Get an account with dropbox (google them) to keep your work safe then whip out a magnet and flash it at your computer – but not too close! Give it a good scare. If all else fails, kick the door – animals are not to be harmed in the process 🙂
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Actually, I think it has been sulking ever since I got an external hard drive.
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Well that would explain it! Here’s one for you, my blender just went up in smoke – sparks and burny smell, oops. I think it’s with your computer. Unfortunately for the blender it’s now been marked as e-waste *evil chuckle*
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Eish! That rates at my worst nightmare! My laptop recently died a horrible death but luckily I had time during it’s slow demise to retrieve all my photo’s and music. Glad to hear you’re back in (monkey) business.
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*scratches under armpit and begs monkey nut handout*
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So you’re supposed to clean the damn thing too! 😉 Years ago when I was at work the computer started to smell like melting plastic and then it died – never to come back to life – at least it didn’t catch fire.
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At the computer hospital I saw the charred remains of some internal bits of one that HAD caught fire – apparently all it needs is a bad connection.
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Glad you are both back 🙂
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Back, but it really set me back! 🙂
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You do have a lot of problems with your computer, Col. Maybe you’re not treating it right, and it keeps going on unofficial strike. Glad you’re sorted out now. 🙂
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You’re right; maybe I should speak more soothingly to it, and not bash the keys and yell when it hangs.
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The technical term for that would be BSOD – blue screen of death ;-). I actually saw those exact initials in my A+ handbook back in the day!!
They happen.
Glad you got it sorted without too much everything Col 😉
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Yes, didn’t Bill Gates get one when he launched Vista? I know I got enough of them when I used it!
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I got a blue screen once and I almost had a heart attack. After that I got myself an external and I back up all my stuff on there
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Whoa!! You really dodged a bullet! Happy for you 🙂
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Hurrah 🙂 I love that moment when the laptop has just had a makeover and is back for another spell of uninterrupted blogging. Fab.
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But you overcame the blue monster and are back on track! I’m so happy all turned out well again. And was not that expensive.
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Thanks! The relief was enormous.
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Oh well. Such are the vicissitudes of our cyber existence. Nothing a 10 lb hammer won’t fix!
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That fixing is a bit too much ‘for good’ perhaps – meaning, ‘for bad’!
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My little laptop has gone to heaven for laptops, mine did not have a blue screen but a black one and it had waved its lat web page…;)
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I suppose mine was sending subtle signals that there might yet be SOME hope!
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You are not having any luck with your computer at all! Glad it was all sorted.
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Just lately, it really seems to have it in for me!
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Computer glitches are always a worry as one doesn’t know what it is and how much it’ll cost. I was looking for an exterior HD until I heard how much one costs. I’ll look for a second-hand one when the finances allow.
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In the meantime, you would be surprised how much you can save on a relatively inexpensive memory stick.
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I have a 2 gig and an 8 gig at my disposal. I wonder if that will be enough.
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Most of the documents, anyway.
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So glad it was all sorted 🙂
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You’ve no idea how glad it made ME!
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Annoying is it not!
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More like morbidly depressing!
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