REALLY AWFUL LOO-DICROUS PO-TREE

(Warning: you seriously don’t want to read the following,  and do so entirely at your own risk.)

 

DOGGY DO DOON A LOO

It started with a thunderclap,
And then came quite a few,
Which made the pooches do a crap –
Some large, ripe, number two –
Upon the kitchen floor, where I
Discovered it quite late;
So lift with paper towels dare I,
Then flush it to its fate.

This morning when I left my bed,
And flushed after a poo,
The water-level upward sped
Instead of down the loo;
The YouTube part a picture showed
All jammed with doggy-do,
And to the rim the level growed,
For nothing could get through.

Wires down the bowl all met their match,
Till I was in despair,
I opened up the outside hatch
And poked and prodded there;
At last, to elbow arm went in –
It was the only way
Of ‘handling’ this grievous sin
Were I to win the day.

Oh, ‘retch’-ed the experience
Of groping in the muck;
Of great relief I had a sense
When came a slurping suck!
Flushed with success, I came away
Then spent about an hour
While standing underneath a spray
Descending from the shower!

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