CAPTION COMPETITION


 

 J and Gemma

It is high time to run another caption competition.  What do you make of this little twosome of granddaughter J and Gemma?  ‘Cute’ won’t cut the mustard.  You need to indulge in some deep analysis of what is going on in the fuzzy little mind of the one and the cheeky little mind of the other.

Thus, patrons are respectfully requested to place their caption suggestions in comment essays, preferably of less than 1000 words, and await their reproduction in a vote-seeking format. 

My opening gambit is, ‘Ook, wow-wow sit wif!’ 

© February 2013 Colonialist (WordPress)

 

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66 Responses to CAPTION COMPETITION

  1. pix & kardz says:

    Gemma: Isn’t that enough photos yet?
    J: Just smile nice and then maybe we can play again.

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  2. d1nx says:

    Don’t come any closer Gramps, or your pooch is a gonner!

    Oh shucks… I don’t do these too well. LOL. Hi Col.. just catching up on your life. 🙂 Love your safari pics.. wow, brilliant shots!

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  3. And you thought I couldn’t teach the kid to snarl

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  4. “Every 21st century girl prides herself in knowng what is going on underneath the bonnet…”

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  5. disperser says:

    “And now, I will demonstrate the Patrick Swayze Roadhouse throat rip!!”

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  6. The Asian says:

    RAWR!! It’s my puppy!

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  7. Zirkie says:

    Wave… NOW! Can’t you pretend to be the Queens’s King?

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  9. gpcox says:

    “Just stick with me pup, we’re goin’ places.”

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  10. Kid: “This is how you do it! GRRRR!!”

    Dog: “…. gr ”

    Sorry I don’t know the names, Haha

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  11. adinparadise says:

    “Just smile and wave, Gem. Smile and wave.” 😀

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  13. Arkenaten says:

    Another test. I am at a loss.

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  14. Arkenaten says:

    “Who let the kid out, oo ooo” sung to the tune of…Aw, hell, you KNOW the tune. 😉

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  15. Wendy from NY says:

    How about, “OK, Grampa, hand over the cookie or the little dog gets it!”

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  16. Harmony says:

    J: “Ok Gemma, it goes a little something like this …
    You put your right paw in, you put your right paw out …”

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  17. Tokeloshe says:

    Eek, it’s the Gramparazzi!

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  18. SidevieW says:

    There was the perfect one in Harry Potter
    We swear we are up to no good

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  19. Little J whispering telepathic message to Gemma: “Just keep looking innocent, Gemma, ‘cos I just can’t and as soon as grandpa sees what we did to his slippers, he’ll surely write a really awful rhyme about us for all the word to see.” 🙂

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  21. bluebee says:

    And when she said, “Justin Bieber”, Gemma went for the kill. Poetic justice, I tell you!

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  22. 68ghia says:

    I will deal with YOU later!

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  23. newsferret says:

    Oh boy, we are getting cookies!

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  25. nrhatch says:

    “Aargh, matey! I be a pirate . . . and this is Pegleg, me parrot!”

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