She promised, ‘You will soon be mine!’,

Securely locked the door,

And changed into a stunning line

Of briefs, the glass before.


The eager eyes took in her shape,

Attractive, svelte and trim,

For, even nothing her to drape,

She was still nice and slim.


With slow deliberation she

Began her love to strip;

Alluring sections she could see –

Her tongue ran over lip.


Desire rising to a peak,

She gazed upon that part

That she’d laid bare; still didn’t seek

Quite yet to make the start.


Then tantalizingly she placed

Her lips upon the round,

And touched with tongue; her pulse so raced,

She knew she’d heaven found.


For now she felt her love respond,

With sweetness quite sublime,

And as they formed their passion bond,

She knew had come the time.


Surrendering her senses to

Exquisite pleasure’s drive,

Began to suck – and then to chew!

And truly felt alive.


Too soon and all was in the past,

For lust put sense to flight,

And though she tried to make it last

She couldn’t get it right.


As long as it is seldom done,

She is quite happy that

She can surrender to such fun

Without becoming fat.


Though chick-lit may give sexy scenes,

For thrills one cannot beat

Good choc-lit, for this genre means

The scenes are far more sweet!


So Hiding Something was what she

Had, with her binge, in mind:

While Hiding Something, equally,

Within this rhyme you’ll find! 

 © Colonialist March 2013 (WordPress)



About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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  1. gipsika says:

    Aye, the food o’ the Gods… 😉


  2. gipsika says:

    hehe! Beautifully done! Choc-lit.


  3. Arkenaten says:

    I knew what was coming, if you know what I mean?

    AD..”Col. I had the vision of a chocolate Magnum in my mind, by the second stanza.”
    Yeah, right….liar, liar pants on fire! 😉


  4. adinparadise says:

    Hehehe…….I enjoyed your fun poem, Col. I had the vision of a chocolate Magnum in my mind, by the second stanza. 😀


  5. adeeyoyo says:

    Aha, yum I’ll hide it in my tum!


  6. bulldog says:

    Ahhh the chocolate… had me going there for a minute…


  7. newsferret says:

    At least chocolate is a delightful sin.


  8. nrhatch says:

    I must prefer choc-late to chick-lit! Thanks for such a FUN poem, Col! 😀


  9. 68ghia says:

    Quite succinctly expressed – the whole chocolate scene. Hopefully you’re a lover as most of us are Col!!
    I saw something on FB once – something to the line of The meaning of life. And all things pointing to chocolate as that meaning 😉


  10. Pussycat44 says:

    Still made my mouth water and my senses fully alive. Damn you, Col 😉


  11. cobbies69 says:

    Does this have a rating, as in films,, X rated or U great lines…;)


  12. SidevieW says:

    As a chocholic……


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