REALLY AWFULLY NOT WHAT YOU ANTICIPATED


 

The SidevieW theme this week is again Anticipation (I remember the same theme before, haha!) but I shall avoid all temptation to put in the Rocky Horror quote for which you were no doubt poised in antici-pation.

 Anti-Sip-Ation - Soda Pop Prohibited

If sipation is at sodas,
(Though we call them cooldrinks, here),
And those drinks are carbo-loaders –
Far too fattening, I fear –
Then to fill you with elation,
And this sad trend to correct,
One expects anti-sipation
Soon will have the right effect.

Soda family

© Colonialist March 2013 (WordPress)

 

 

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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27 Responses to REALLY AWFULLY NOT WHAT YOU ANTICIPATED

  1. Zirkie says:

    LOL, Col!! Enjoyed this, as always!

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  2. Very well done, Col! Clever indeed. And I look cooldrinks much better than soda! Maybe I can introduce that and start a new wave of the term over here! 🙂

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  3. SidevieW says:

    After I posted it I remembered it had been a theme previously. That time we had many Rocky Horror bits, so this time I obliged 😉

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  4. The Asian says:

    Only you could come up with something like this Col 🙂

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  5. adeeyoyo says:

    Hahaha, L-O-V-E-L-Y, Col. Super one!

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  6. bulldog says:

    This was good… go sharks..

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  7. newsferret says:

    And with soda pop, in this late summer heat add a block of ice and the thirst will rock.

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  8. bluebee says:

    Very good 🙂

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  9. 68ghia says:

    Your advertising did not mislead Col 😉 Nicely done!!
    I went to look for what I wrote in the first anticipation, but I think I’ll change it and do some kind of story – think I need the night to sleep on it…

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  10. nrhatch says:

    Hahaha! Not at all what I expected. 😀

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