REALLY AWFUL ODE, HERE


Another step down my poetic road:
I now present to you the classic ode: 

                      Ode to April …

Forest scene censored.

Oh thou left there abandoned on the grass,
Such strain that things have come to such a pass –
Unloved, rejected, sadly there you lie
Shunned and avoided by each passer-by
Well to the side of forest beaten track,
(In fact, behind the bushes, and well back,)
But somehow all are sensing where thou be,
And they pass by there really hastily!
Yet by her fair lips hast thou once been kissed,
In passing, parts I love quite closely missed,
And fair to look upon, when in thy prime,
Reduced to brown and sticky pile of slime …
What’s this? I’ve got it wrong?  Ode AM! My word!
The third of April, and not April’s turd? 

(Yes, I know.  I am in bad ode-er!)

© Colonialist April 2013 (WordPress)

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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29 Responses to REALLY AWFUL ODE, HERE

  1. I wonder if anyone has ever written an ode to one of these before? 😀

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  2. bluebee says:

    Turding and turding in the widening gyre,
    the falcon cannot hear the falconer…
    What’s that?
    Certainly not! I have a Col(d)

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  3. adinparadise says:

    Well what can I say, Col? 😆

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  4. adeeyoyo says:

    Hahaha, well rhymed, Col. 😀

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  5. susielindau says:

    I think this is hilarious! It was so eloquent and a turd!

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  6. Thanks for the chuckle. Good one!

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  7. The Asian says:

    The Col-lexicon coming into good use again 🙂

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  8. Dizzy says:

    Ode to Autumn next? 😉

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  9. Ode dear,
    April really has you on your ear 😉

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  10. bulldog says:

    You are really stuck in it at the moment…

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  11. Pussycat44 says:

    Rather mal-ODE-rous
    (spelling excused)

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  12. kragenhai says:

    Good heavens! What next?

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