REALLY AWFUL HAPPINESS

 

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WARNING:  A bit norty – read at own risk!  (A SidevieW theme production – but don’t blame her.)

Happiness is getting cooler
When one feels too hot;
No-one likes in pool to fool a-
Round when they are not. 

Likewise, when the clime is chilly,
Happiness is heat;
And for dog with willing willy,
One on heat is neat. 

Happiness is urinating
When the need is great,
Or it can be procreating
At prodigious rate. 

I have said for bunny creatures
This is swell the case
For they gain their fun-ny features
In a way that’s base. 

When it comes to hares, you’ll find it’s
Hare penis they love;
Even if they get behind, it’s
Pleasure, with a shove. 

Or from music it arises;
Ecstasy can swell;
And that comes with no surprises –
Climax there, as well. 

Food is happiness for many,
‘Swell!’ they’ll say, and stuff,
Into every nook and crenny,
Much more than enough. 

But the greatest happy living –
Far the rest above –
Is the kind one gets by giving
Some, to kids you love.

© Colonialist June 2013 (WordPress)