(To the tune of the Wedding March; inspired initially and to a tiny extent by the Downton Abbey episode with the backing-out bridegroom, but mainly just for fun)
Here comes the bride,
Quick, run and hide,
You’re wed and dead
If you stay here inside –
Here comes the bride,
Swelled up with pride,
Be filled with dread
She has you cut and dried;
It’s not too late; miss this fate; you should run;
Move at a rate – her papa has a gun;
Here comes the bride,
Better not bide,
Flee, or you’ll be
Fright-ful-ly tightly tied!
© Colonialist September 2013 (WordPress)
The man doth protest too much, methinks.
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Protest would avail him naught –
Flight’s a course which should be sought!
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Remember, there are at least two sides to every story, or, in this case, satirical poem… 😉
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Living dangerously Col?
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You could say that!
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Oops, I hope your saintly MBH doesn’t see this, or you’ll be in the doghouse for sure 😉
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LOL! Well done Col.
I guess my future groom will be happy that I won’t be walking down the aisle to that march. 😉
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Oh dear … heheheh. Bet you are still running Col. 😆
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I would be if Much Better Half saw this! 🙂
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that is really awfully good 😉
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In a bad sort of way?
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hahaha just what I said 😉
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Love moves in mysterious ways!
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In this case at a high rate of knots outta there.
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So now we know how you REALLY felt on your wedding day!
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I have to admit that I started it scared silly, and ended it on just about as high on cloud nine as I ever remember getting!
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Has MBH seen this, Col? Wonder what she’ll say 🙂
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*panic* Shhhhhhh!
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Hey!
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*picture of innocence* What?
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Hmf
🙂
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Best thing that happened in my life, so I can’t relate.
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Ah, so a good ‘un grabbedl you …
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Just wait until MBH reads this one! You’ll be in big trouble 🙂
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Do you really think I will give her the opportunity to read it?
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😀
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A woman without a man is like . . . a fish without a bicycle. 😛
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Yes, but be kind now – married men statistically live longer than single blokes.
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Exactly! We do a good deed when we agree to marry and tarry with them. Indeed, one might say we put them out of their misery. 😀
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That is a cruel fate prolonging their torture? 🙂
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Bwahaha!
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And a man with a woman is a poor fish doing a balancing act? 🙂
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It take more than gills to get the girls. 😉
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