The competition was to caption this picture:
And the overwhelming winner is:
2 “Find another piano; I’m busy with my last movement.”
5 “I’ll play any song you like – as long as it’s Bach.”
And joint third, with equal points:
11 And now, ladies and gentleman… I’ll be performing Col’s latest sonata in F sharp minor.
Do listen up!
19 “No way you’re sitting down! . . . I’ve heard you play before . . . “