ericjohnbaker has issued a challenge to write the most gosh-awful short story not exceeding 100 words. I hope I have avoided Mozart’s error when he wrote his ‘Musical Joke’ lampooning talentless composers. Despite himself he produced some good music even with all the deliberate errors, so the joke was on him. However, I don’t think this ghastly effort has a single virtue:
It was a dark and stromy nite
Whoa is me I am lost” Jane, pronounced ringing her hands;
The tall dark hansome man rushed, up eagley “I found you and towns; thattaway’ he pronounced,
Janet saw the moon glint in his wavey fare hare and on his sparking teeth he was tall and hansome and good looking. Seeing Jaynes’ beautiful body and beautiful eyes and beautiful legs and clasped her to his bosom. Falling in love it was more than the temptation could resist.
Then braking lose; “mans gotta do-”
As he road into the sunset Joan missed him forever.
© Colonialist September 2013 (WordPress)