Really Hawful Hoctober Hate-th.


October eighth, quite patently,
Will go down well in history,
For on that date it chanced to be
That something super happened – me!

Just thirty-seven years ago, you see
(Well, it has seven and a three,
But it is true that, possibly,
The order may not quite agree …)

But, anyway, as baby, wee –
That done, no doubt, prodigiously –
That’s when I made my grand en-tree
To universal ecstasy.

Those who have all done famously
Appeared this day to small degree;
Apart from Crocodile Dundee,
I seem the top of that there tree!

It can be seen that modesty
I also have in marked degree,
But you can see how brilliantly
I write, by getting eBook, free!

© Colonialist October 2013 (WordPress)

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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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26 Responses to Really Hawful Hoctober Hate-th.

  1. Happy belated birthday, Col. And don’t you worry about the sequence of the numbers, they don’t really matter!

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  2. The Asian says:

    Happy very belated get old day! I hope that you had a great day! Unfortunately my rhyming skills aren’t as good as yours so I won’t be able to come up with something aweful for you like you did for me 😉

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  3. Harmony says:

    Happy belated Birthday to the Punniest Man I Know! Here’s to the next 37 years!

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  4. linda says:

    Happy belated birthday Col, oops! sorry…….

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  5. 68ghia says:

    I had to read very carefully.
    And then I realised that it was your b day Col – well, I did, After I read the comments 😉
    Hope it was a happy day, and that you will be here for quite a few more!

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  6. bluebee says:

    Happy Birthday to thee!

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  7. melouisef says:

    Lol Happy very happy..
    🙂

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  8. Happy Birthday, Col. Wishing you all of the best!

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  9. Kathleen says:

    Happy Birthday Col (even if it is a few hours late). Hope your 37th was awesome. 🙂

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  10. adinparadise says:

    You’re still a spring chicken, Col! You’ve certainly achieved a lot in your 37 years. Hope you’ve had a very happy birthday, with not a hint of Hoctober Hawfulness. 🙂

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  11. nrhatch says:

    Happy 37th Birthday! 😀

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  12. If I have unravelled the sense of this correctly, maybe it is in order to wish you Happy Birthday. If not, I will simply wish you Happy.

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  13. Pussycat44 says:

    Happy, happy 37th birthday 😉
    May you write many more blogs, books, really awful rhymes and musical compositions. No, wait, the musical compositions aren’t awful.
    xxxxxxxxx

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  14. bulldog says:

    Happy Birthday and I did go see and got myself an ebook free… which one is yours I cannot see as there are no names like Col nessy

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  15. kragenhai says:

    Happy Birthday!

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