SEA THE REALLY AWFUL FUTURE OF PASSED PRESENTS
The reindeer scornfully decline
To go below equator line,
For any future Christmas run
With presents, passed to everyone.
As climate there, all of them say
Is most unsuited to a sleigh,
This pastime will, in future, cease,
And presently the flow decrease.
So, if the reindeer go on strike,
It follows Santa might then like
To send the elves a little note
To float the company by boat.
Delivery of gifts, once more,
This policy would then ashore
(Well, OK, that should be ‘assure’
If one must keep the language pure).
But only places with a beach
Then, such deliveries will reach –
Well, tough, if those who live inland
This policy won’t understand.
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