Pretty please, vote for your THREE favourites in order of preference, I.e. first, then second, then third. For example: 25, 17, 21. Scoring will be done by giving three points to first, two to second, and one for third.
1 What did that damn human do with my feeding bowl again! I swear, it’s something every day!
2 To market, to market to find a fat pig…
3 I thought this butt plug was a good idea at the time……..
4 “Does my bum look big in this?”
5 “Okay, Mildred, you win. I’ll go back to the disposable nappies, and I’ll meet with your personal trainer, dammit. Now will you please get this off of me!”
6 Help! I sat where I shat and I can’t get up!
7 Damn! Is it “Shit OR get off the pot” or “Shit AND get off the pot”?
8 Not Again!
9 Now I see why they say, ‘Don’t Shit Where You Eat.”
10 Never buy a pig in a poke.
11 Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
So just SHUT UP!
12 Surely my potty training came to an end a long time ago???
13 Aaaaah, now I can hog this potty all day!
14 This little piggy went…wee wee weee all the way home
15 Damn, they do not make potties like they used to.
16 I think I’ve got my hat on the wrong end?
(Just a reminder that you can catch my lighthearted Christmas Short Story here.)
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