First Really Awful 2014 Rhyme (Warning: Nudity and good language)


 

Welcomed twenty fourteen in;

Fireworks made an awful din;

They have now come to a stop:

Time into my bed to hop

After taking skinny dip –

No-one here whose lid will flip!

First, according to old habits,

Let me loudly utter β€˜Rabbits’!

 

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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28 Responses to First Really Awful 2014 Rhyme (Warning: Nudity and good language)

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  2. I forgot all about pinching and punching and rabbits. 😦 Happy New Year to you, Col.

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  3. The Asian says:

    What an awful to start the year! πŸ˜‰

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  4. adeeyoyo says:

    Well, Col, Happy Rabbit Day to you, you norty man!

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  5. Colline says:

    Enjoyed the good language πŸ™‚
    All the best for 2014

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  6. after last night’s revelry, hmmmm, we saw a silver rabbit on the way home at 5 a.m. I think that should count, non?

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  7. Rabbits in the nude – or have I got that wrong?

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  8. misswhiplash says:

    to imagine skinny dipping in my climate..just ain’t gonna happen! Now if I had a warm hot-tub that would be different..
    For you that was a very modest piece of artistic poetry, and as I cannot think of any poetic reply I shall just say ‘ Happy New Year’ and Rabbits back ( its before 12 midday here)

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  9. jakesprinter says:

    Happy New Year my friend πŸ™‚

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  10. I’m glad you had a good time. I was asleep by midnight! I used to like skinny dipping, but am in the wrong hempisphere even to contemplate it!

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  11. bluebee says:

    A nude septuagenarian yelling rabbits! A perfectly normal way to see in the New Year!

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  12. And I will follow up with White Rabbits !
    and a virtual pinch, punch – the first of the month !!!

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  13. nrhatch says:

    Rabbits!!! Do you get bonus points when it’s 1st day of the month AND of the year?

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