First Really Awful 2014 Rhyme (Warning: Nudity and good language)


Welcomed twenty fourteen in;

Fireworks made an awful din;

They have now come to a stop:

Time into my bed to hop

After taking skinny dip –

No-one here whose lid will flip!

First, according to old habits,

Let me loudly utter ‘Rabbits’!


About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
This entry was posted in Humour, Language, Personal Journal, Really Awful Rhyme and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

28 Responses to First Really Awful 2014 Rhyme (Warning: Nudity and good language)

  1. Pingback: Is That Jacob Zuma, President Of South Africa With A Sausage On His Head? |

  2. I forgot all about pinching and punching and rabbits. 😦 Happy New Year to you, Col.


  3. The Asian says:

    What an awful to start the year! 😉


  4. adeeyoyo says:

    Well, Col, Happy Rabbit Day to you, you norty man!


  5. Colline says:

    Enjoyed the good language 🙂
    All the best for 2014


  6. after last night’s revelry, hmmmm, we saw a silver rabbit on the way home at 5 a.m. I think that should count, non?


  7. Rabbits in the nude – or have I got that wrong?


  8. misswhiplash says:

    to imagine skinny dipping in my climate..just ain’t gonna happen! Now if I had a warm hot-tub that would be different..
    For you that was a very modest piece of artistic poetry, and as I cannot think of any poetic reply I shall just say ‘ Happy New Year’ and Rabbits back ( its before 12 midday here)


  9. jakesprinter says:

    Happy New Year my friend 🙂


  10. I’m glad you had a good time. I was asleep by midnight! I used to like skinny dipping, but am in the wrong hempisphere even to contemplate it!


  11. bluebee says:

    A nude septuagenarian yelling rabbits! A perfectly normal way to see in the New Year!


  12. And I will follow up with White Rabbits !
    and a virtual pinch, punch – the first of the month !!!


  13. nrhatch says:

    Rabbits!!! Do you get bonus points when it’s 1st day of the month AND of the year?


You have the right to remain silent - but please don't!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s