Does one compete avoiding hats?
No, such would be no fun;
A better competition, that’s,
Which gets one to caps shun.
I solemnly undertake to try and run this one a bit more slickly, and not get side-tracked for weeks before putting it to the vote and announcing winners.
The rules are:
(1) Bloggers can enter as many captions as they like in comments on this post. I may put in some of my own.
(2) In due course I will put the captions in another post, numbered but without the names of the entrants. Bloggers will then be invited to vote for first, second and third choices.
(3) I will then allocate points for each vote based on 3 for 1st, 2 for 2nd, and 1 for 3rd, and will announce the winner and runners-up. The winner will qualify for a badge.
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Another from me:
Are all the other soft toys going to come alive, too?
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You bark and I’ll yowl – that should get their attention.
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It got mine! 🙂
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“Why are we shut out? I thought we were supposed to be part of the family.”
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Rally apt!
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You’re on you own Yorkie, I’m going round the back to launch myself through an open window.
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That is how cats think – except this one. Even if a door ten paces away is open, he demands to be let in the one of his choice.
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Cat: Psst! You forgot to wipe your feet…
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Another likely scenario.
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Cat: Go on, make the eyes, make the eyes! Then they’ll let us in!
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(I made the assumption puss and the pooch were inside, but I may have that wrong.)
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You mean you made the assumption that they were outside, and you’re right!
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Yes, you’re right that I was right in my assumption that they were both right outside and right that I didn’t get it the right way round. Right?
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Only left to say right again.
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I yield.
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I think that was actually happening!
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Cat: And this is the next exhibit in the Human Zoo.
Dog: Where’s the label? I want to know what’s their usual habitat.
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A good concept, that! Such unappealing creatures as humans would not be likely to be included in a zoo, though.
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I’ll take it from here dog-breath!
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A very likely remark!
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Where do you think you’re going Yorkie? That’s my territory that you’re eyeing out there…
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That could well have been happening!
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“Don’t distract me, Cat. I’m using my psychic powers to open the door!”
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Ah yes, that concentration!
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I called you a big cat, not a fat cat!
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An important distinction! 🙂
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“You bark, I cry, door opens – easy!”
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A fun one!
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Like the new patio?
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Apt!
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Atten~shun!
Private York reporting for duty, sir.
At ease, private. Now drop and give me 20!
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Oh, yes!
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OK, look, I’ll jump up and grab the latch …you push! Got it?
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I can picture that!
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Don’t even think about it. Your dinner is MINE!
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Like!
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“Glass? Glass is like water; you take a running start, and jump right in it.”
“Okay”
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Cruel! Typical!
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“Typical?” . . . don’t know how to take that . . .
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Typical of sweet little puddy tats.
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So typically cat, haha
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I eat cats like you for breakfast. Believe me. I’m a Yorkie, well I think I am.
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🙂 Thanks for entry!
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Actually what sort of dog is it?
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It is a Yorkie – Yorkshire terrier – as you thought.
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‘Mrr-wow – it DOES have eyes!’
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