COLONIALIST CAPTION COMPETITION NO 5


 

Mac and MiniDoes one compete avoiding hats?
No, such would be no fun;
A better competition, that’s,
Which gets one to caps shun.

 I solemnly undertake to try and run this one a bit more slickly, and not get side-tracked for weeks before putting it to the vote and announcing winners.

The rules are:

    (1)  Bloggers can enter as many captions as they like in comments on this post.  I may put in some of my own.

    (2)  In due course I will put the captions in another post, numbered but without the names of the entrants.  Bloggers will then be invited to vote for first, second and third choices.

    (3)  I will then allocate points for each vote based on 3 for 1st, 2 for 2nd, and 1 for 3rd, and will announce the winner and runners-up.  The winner will qualify for a badge.

© Colonialist January 2014 (WordPress)

 

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47 Responses to COLONIALIST CAPTION COMPETITION NO 5

  1. colonialist says:

    Another from me:
    Are all the other soft toys going to come alive, too?

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  2. adeeyoyo says:

    You bark and I’ll yowl – that should get their attention.

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  3. “Why are we shut out? I thought we were supposed to be part of the family.”

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  4. Gobetween says:

    You’re on you own Yorkie, I’m going round the back to launch myself through an open window.

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  5. calmgrove says:

    Cat: Psst! You forgot to wipe your feet…

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  6. calmgrove says:

    Cat: Go on, make the eyes, make the eyes! Then they’ll let us in!

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  7. calmgrove says:

    Cat: And this is the next exhibit in the Human Zoo.
    Dog: Where’s the label? I want to know what’s their usual habitat.

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  8. I’ll take it from here dog-breath!

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  9. The Asian says:

    Where do you think you’re going Yorkie? That’s my territory that you’re eyeing out there…

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  10. “Don’t distract me, Cat. I’m using my psychic powers to open the door!”

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  11. newsferret says:

    I called you a big cat, not a fat cat!

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  13. “You bark, I cry, door opens – easy!”

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  14. nrhatch says:

    Atten~shun!
    Private York reporting for duty, sir.
    At ease, private. Now drop and give me 20!

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  15. Serendipity says:

    OK, look, I’ll jump up and grab the latch …you push! Got it?

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  16. susielindau says:

    Don’t even think about it. Your dinner is MINE!

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  17. disperser says:

    “Glass? Glass is like water; you take a running start, and jump right in it.”
    “Okay”

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  18. I eat cats like you for breakfast. Believe me. I’m a Yorkie, well I think I am.

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  19. colonialist says:

    ‘Mrr-wow – it DOES have eyes!’

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