Colonialist’s Caption Competition No 5 Voting

Here are the entries.

Please enter three numbers in comments, indicating your choice for First, Second, and Third, in that order.  Entrants may (should!) vote, and may vote for themselves if they like their own caption/s best.  

Examples:  (20,36,27)  or (42;21;30) or   (1st) 23 (2nd) 35 (3rd) 31

Any other remarks, rude or otherwise, can be added thereunder if desired!

Vote for the ones below you would most like to see here.

1  Are all the other soft toys going to come alive, too?

2  You bark and I’ll yowl – that should get their attention.

3  “Why are we shut out? I thought we were supposed to be part of the family.”

4 You’re on you own Yorkie, I’m going round the back to launch myself through an open window.

5  Cat: Psst! You forgot to wipe your feet…

6  Cat: Go on, make the eyes, make the eyes! Then they’ll let us in!

7  Cat: And this is the next exhibit in the Human Zoo.
Dog: Where’s the label? I want to know what’s their usual habitat.

8  I’ll take it from here dog-breath!

9  Where do you think you’re going Yorkie? That’s my territory that you’re eyeing in there…

10 “Don’t distract me, Cat. I’m using my psychic powers to open the door!”

11 I called you a big cat, not a fat cat!

12 “You bark, I cry, door opens – easy!”

13 Like the new patio?

14 Atten~shun!
Private York reporting for duty, sir.
At ease, private. Now drop and give me 20!

15 OK, look, I’ll jump up and grab the latch …you push! Got it?

16 Don’t even think about it. Your dinner is MINE!

17 “Glass? Glass is like water; you take a running start, and jump right in it.”
“Okay”

18 I eat cats like you for breakfast. Believe me. I’m a Yorkie, well I think I am.

19 ‘Mrr-wow – it does have eyes!’

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