PORTMANTEAU POST


SHORT STORY 77After writing down the following, it occurred to me that it would take hardly any tweaking to turn it into another entry for the Short Story 77 Challenge on the theme of The Way.

 WHICH WAY?

Conversation with granddaughters today, following a detour to a printer repairer when returning home from school:

Me: We’ve been so long that granny will wonder if I’ve kidnapped you and taken you to … (trying to think where)

R (5-yr-old):  Bethlehem.

Me (startled): Why Bethlehem?

R:  You get Jesus there.

J (2-yr-old): I like cheeses in my tummy!

R (in vastly superior tone): No, not cheeses; Jesus, the man.

(She must think we need religion.)

Michelle's Pet Challenge

Black Pudding (-Tat)

Black Pudding

Black Pudding-tat has risen!

Black Pudding-tat has risen!

 Wordless Wednesday

Sunset sea

© Colonialist February 2014 (WordPress)

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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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29 Responses to PORTMANTEAU POST

  1. adeeyoyo says:

    I loved this 77 – funny reminder of how children think and put 2 + 2 to make 5! Your black ‘pudding’ looks so delicious and your seascape reminds me of Gran!

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  2. The Asian says:

    I got a good chuckle out of little J’s reply 🙂

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  3. I loved that conversation! Very cute! Thanks for the entry Col!

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  4. bulldog says:

    Loved this Col… out of the mouths of babes…

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  5. Love your black pudding and what an incredible sea view….the reflected clouds are divinely fluffy 🙂

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  6. Arkenaten says:

    I have a dog in one of my novels named Almighty Cheeses.
    Kids. You go to to love them, right? Shakes head….

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  7. Mini humans are just too cute!

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  8. Hahaha. Love the progression of this conversation. Too funny! 😀 Is that another sunrise you were up for? Beautiful. The Black Pudding in the bowl, is delightful humour. 🙂

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  9. suzicate says:

    too funny! Kids crack me up with their interpretations.

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  10. Pussycat44 says:

    Out of the mouths of babes! Love Puddy-Tat and the C-view.

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  11. I love kids’ mishearings. and as for black pudding tat…………..

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  12. misswhiplash says:

    Very good, when, s the next one

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