Really Awful Empty House Party


I awoke to a house
As quiet as a mouse
As em-per-tee as it could be
But I shouldn’t grouse,
If I want to carouse,
I’ve got the whole place for a spree!

So please do feel free,
Come carousing with me;
Let’s all party up a big storm
But keep watch to see
We’re not caught, or there’ll be
An atmosphere far much too warm!

For NaPoWriMo

© Colonialist April 2014 (WordPress)

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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38 Responses to Really Awful Empty House Party

  1. bluebee says:

    Where’s everyone?

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  2. Desire says:

    Ha love it!

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  3. The Asian says:

    I hope you enjoyed your party for one, I’m sure it must have been a lot of fun!

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  4. Pussycat44 says:

    Colonialist/Meerkat: The Teenage Years.

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  5. hahahaha a wonderful way with words you have colonialist 😀

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  6. I love house parties, the cleaning up afterwards :/

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  7. susielindau says:

    It’s time to play some music and dance in your underwear!
    Good one. 🙂

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  8. MoreThanACat says:

    Champagne and prawns for this cat, please 🙂

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  9. disperser says:

    I’m very much into peace and quiet, so there be no carousing joining from these here parts.

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  10. Anthony says:

    As always, a grate mix of words. Loved it.

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  11. misswhiplash says:

    Why are you lonely, on your own
    with no body else at home
    who would desert you, abandoned and left to self
    like being left upon the shelf
    go rip it up! Have a party,have a fling
    but remember just one thing…
    all messes must be cleared away
    or you won, t survive another day

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  12. kaykuala says:

    We’re not caught, or there’ll be
    An atmosphere far much too warm!

    Would be hot if caught! It’s good to be forewarned. Nicely Colonialist!

    Hank

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  13. You have a gift for strange words and metre! 🙂

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  14. nrhatch says:

    Do us proud! Par~Tay!

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  15. Ruth2Day says:

    Bliss, to be at home alone. To do as you please. To eat everything in sight that you really know you shouldn’t be eating. Have a wonderful time

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