REALLY AWFULLY QUESTIONABLE RHYME


Stuck in a rut

The NaPoWriMo prompt for today is asking a lot!

Would a road-dent be a rut?
Where is it that were-wolves were?
Fresh farm butter buts a butt?
How is it that dogs a cur? 

Batting pears with fruit-bats bat?
Does a cricket cricket chirp?
How come is a fat chance fat?
Wyatt Earp on purpose burp? 

Barcaroles are parts for dogs?
Frogspawn mean that frogs play chess?
Pigment translates speech of hogs?
Angry transvestites cross-dress? 

Antics are ant parasites?
Goose bumps – road-kill from a flock?
Geeks who eat take mega-bites?
Why is there no nervous tock? 

Tube-y, or just not tube-y?
Tyre-some question thus addressed?
On a booby boobs you see?
Jutting titivatingly?
Gannets, no, but blondes – abreast!

© Colonialist April 2014 (WordPress)

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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22 Responses to REALLY AWFULLY QUESTIONABLE RHYME

  1. gpcox says:

    You have to read this one slowly, that’s when you really get it! LOL

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  2. I almost choked on my tea, laughing at this. :lol: I think it’s a good thing that you stopped at the booby boobs etc. The mind boggles at what might have been next on the list. :?

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  3. My mind is boggled :D

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  4. what a delight this is to read. I love the machinations of your mind!

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  5. cobbies69 says:

    Fruit bats come to mind.. heehe!

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  6. nrhatch says:

    The first line is my favorite.

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  7. Ruth2Day says:

    oh my word, that was a tongue-twister of note for me!

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  8. misswhiplash says:

    Oh my goodness that really got me lost

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