Pooky’s Poems prompt for yesterday called for a serious topic in a lighthearted way
There are a lot of people
it would really make my day
To terminate their contracts
in a painful, messy way.
The rhino poachers I would take
and slice off every nose,
Removing, for good measure,
each one’s dangly blobs and ‘hose’.
The users of their products could
with rat-poison be killed,
And rear-ends of the smugglers
with boiling water filled.
They all are public enemies,
so, fitting it would be
To give them public enemas
with what one makes the tea.
Then rapists, too, should all have parts
removed from lower front,
By using bits of cutlery
particularly blunt.
And burglars barred, by having heads
stuck right through burglar bars,
Then tapped at with a crowbar
until they’re seeing stars.
And after that, invited
to go their merry way,
With only one proviso –
that their head would have to stay.
Car hijackers could find a blade
which jumps out, on a spring,
To take off both their legs,
and a career cut short to bring.
So many others are there
who would greatly be improved
By having little chunks of them
quite violently removed.
Yes; though no space to list them all,
I hope to start a craze
For culling all such types in most
imaginative ways.
And regarding the one for today, on how one met one’s partner, all I need to give is the above picture, referred to in the poem, and a link. I wrote waltz music to go with it, too: Anniversary Waltz.
applause 😀
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Whoa! Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you.
Of course, having left the country because of those dastardly hijackers and burglars, and bottom-feeding-scum rapists, I totally empathize. And the poachers and their customers can be boiled in rhino poo as far as I’m concerned – poetically, of course.
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That would be poetic justice, indeed!
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And urban taggers should be stripped naked, painted with their own can and released in the streets of Soweto, or Tepito. 🙂
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Great thought!
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Given your approach to poachers, I was sure you’d like the proposal! 🙂
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Well said, Col.
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Poetic Justice!
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Some verse-ions of it, anyway!
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I met someone today who would top my list, Col. I’m still trying to wash the nasty off.
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Pity one can’t nominate such people for their oxygen supply tp be switched off.
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Wow, Col! Vicious! But it’s hard not to empathise, particularly about the rhino poachers.
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There was a lot of genuine venom built into those flippant phrases, believe me!
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I do!
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Good riddance for the banes of humanity, though who would be strong enough of will and weak of conscience to carry it out?
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I don’t really think my conscience would bother me that much – means and opportunity are a bit wanting, though.
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Daai vetgatte in die parlement se lekker stoele moet weg gevat word en hulle moet op harde houtblokke sit…sodat hulle minder aan die slaap kan raak
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Seker so, asook ‘n paar duiweltjies in hulle broeke!
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Yes, Yes and what was my answer? Oh yeah – YES!!
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Um … I take that as a yes? 🙂
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Cute! A sarcastic colonist! 😉
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It’s a natural talent I have.
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I love this.. it should be sent to parliament for their ratification…
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Lucky I didn’t include my recommendations for the treatment of Memvers of Paliament!
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Lots of ouches but also lots of ‘uhuh’s as i read this… I cannot help but agree.
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The treatments are richly deserved. I would love to bring all those species of ‘humanity’ onto the endangered list.
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Many are the ways of getting rid of vermin.
I have a few choice methods myself 🙂
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Vermin one tries to exterminate in a humane manner, though. For these one prefers to include generous doses of suffering.
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Eeeuw!! This sounds like a poetic horror movie. I think you should apply for the position of ‘Minister of Law and Order’. No doubt there would then be lots of politicians with missing digits, after having been caught with their fingers in the pie. Quite a delicious thought. 😛
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Delicious, indeed!
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Poetic justice. 😀
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Blunt cutlery is a damn fine idea!
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You are a man to my own heart Col. Exactly how I feel! Well said and excellent poem! Great photo of such a lovely sight. Just the way I like it. 😀
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sal ek nou sela of amen op hierdie een !
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And armed robbers should have their arms chopped off!
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But I wanted to add some people only use up oxygen and I call them people because animals don’t do that. …
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Yes, one can’t even call them slimy excrement without risking a defamation lawsuit from slimy excrement.
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Yes! Is it defamation if it is true?
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No, but the genuine slimy excrement would have good grounds for complaining that it had been badly insulted by the comparison..
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Beautiful scene!
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One of its best features is that it has no people in it.
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Those are the nicest places!
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I don’t like reading things about the rhinos. It makes me too sad these days. Sorry…
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I think it is important to keep building the outrage. Every little helps.
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We have a guvment that spends billions on unnecessary arms, not to mention Zuma’s chuffing house and they are prepared to do so little for the rhino?
I don’t know what t say, or do.
I kid you not, when i see stuff in the paper it makes me physically ill.
I just cannot read about it any more..
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I know where you are coming from …
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I agree with your sentiments, Col, believe me.
It just cuts me up inside. Some folk are stronger than I, that’s all, and I salute their efforts wholeheartedly.
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I object to the idea someone who would volunteer to “clean up” the world of the individuals mentioned would necessarily themselves be evil.
. . . I mean, I don’t think I’m evil, and I would gladly volunteer. I think I would be good at it, although not in the ways you list . . . that might be evil. I would go for quick and efficient.
Alas, we live in an imperfect world, where the bad guys have too few qualms, and the good guys have too many.
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Inclined to agree. Quick, efficient, and spectacular, though. One would like the message to go out.
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The people you would cut
into pieces big and small
Would all deserve what they have get
or hang them from the wall
They really are so bad, not humankind at all
I can, t imagine anyone who so low could fall
but they should get their just deserts
hitting them hard where it hurts
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I did not mean to put have in second line
my fingers danced along as I was running out of time
I am sorry for the error, too late, I pressed comment
then realised I made mistake but it was already sent……silly me
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Actually third line
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When things go wrong, they just get into the habit …
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Isn’t it maddening when that happens?
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Smack yourself on the hand! 🙂
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Just so!
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Aaahhh, so there’s a poetically cruel streak in you!
The people I could cut
in pieces great and small
Are those called service providers
Who really do bugger-all.
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I do SO agree!
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Good job on the poem challenge! There is much evil in the world; I don’t know why people choose to do some of these things. Fortunately, there are a lot of good people in the world, too.
Love, love, love the photo, absolutely gorgeous!
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The solution would certainly provide one – except then the people who did it would be evil! No win.
It was a good place to start a romantic relationship!
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