REALLY AWFUL BACKCHAT ON THE SIDE


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AN UPLIFTING PASSAGE

Some writers sink to lowly depths
  in parts that lose the plot;
They also tend to rant and rave
  and use bad words a lot –
One doesn’t want to chide such kids,
  or utter words unkind,
But something needs to get across
  that will improve the mind;
Not threaten them with spanky-spanks,
  or take away their toys,
For after all, girls will be girls,
  and boys (alas) be boys;
A fine uplifting greeting, then,
  perhaps one should convey:
‘You Are Souls!’ is anal-y-siss 
  one might direct their way.

© Colonialist 2008/July 2014 (WordPress)
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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25 Responses to REALLY AWFUL BACKCHAT ON THE SIDE

  1. gipsika says:

    A soulful post!!

    Check this out and also on the “Ant”. You have been reviewed! (Again!) Congrats. 🙂

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  2. Tooty Nolan says:

    As you can no doubt imagine – I fully approve of this.

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  3. That is quite a rhyme 😀 I am still wondering about the motivation behind your previous post? 🙂

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    • colonialist says:

      Purely (or maybe not so purely 🙂 after all!) following up on a random spot of curiosity – actually, I was wondering how may people still use pyjamas, as I tend to do as soon as weather is cooler.

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  4. bluebee says:

    Bum and poo – you can’t go wrong.

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  5. I was going to remark on the “spanky-spanks” but decided to refrain. 😀

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  6. Your really awful rhyme speaks the truth, Col. 🙂

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  7. Grannymar says:

    Do you talk in rhyme all day? This one was fun!

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  8. bulldog says:

    I am in awe of your abilities…

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  9. suzicate says:

    You have such a gift of rhyme!

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  10. Lol…..too funny Col

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  11. Kev says:

    I have a surprise for you too: http://kevs-domain.net/2014/06/12/award-time/ 🙂

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