There Are Really Awful Girls


Girls

There are girls who like a lover
Poised expectantly above her,
But you also get the one
Whose ambitions will be – nun!

There are girls who like a fling,
With no question of a ring,
But some others are there who
Need to hear that loud, ‘I do!’

There are girls who like a suitor
That will always, her, be true-ter,
But, again, some like a man
Who give joy to many, can.

Girls! Girls! Girls!

There are girls who pleasure seek
Every day of every week,
But their sisters like it more
When less often they can score.

There are girls who find appealing
When there is a fellow feeling,
Others, though, prefer it, much,
Kept completely out of touch.

There are girls who like grand entry –
Fine, upstanding, like a sentry –
For, not many men can please
Just by slouching in ‘at ease’.

There are girls who love a beau
Who can really give a go,
Though of others are there some
Wishing he had never come.

Girls three

There are girls who find effectual
Men supremely intellectual,
But far more prefer to gain
From things other than the brain.

There are girls who like a role
Rather passive, on the whole;
Other active ones you’ll find
Who espouse a bump and grind.

There are girls who, horrified,
This here rhyme may well deride,
But their shock is due, one finds,
To what is within their minds.

© Colonialist June 2014 (WordPress)
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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43 Responses to There Are Really Awful Girls

  1. Grannymar says:

    I’m in there
    but not saying where!

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  2. The Asian says:

    I hope you haven’t had to try all of this before 😉

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  3. gpcox says:

    Very good, Colonist! Got a real kick out of this one!!

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  4. adeeyoyo says:

    What a wide variety, Col. Hope you didn’t do this from experience/memory! Very good one!

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  5. equinoxio21 says:

    Très bien! “Ah! les filles! Ah les filles!”
    Bon week-end
    Brian

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  6. nrhatch says:

    Great rhyme time, Col.
    Girls just wanna have FUN! 😀

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  7. Colline says:

    A perfect description for a variety of girls and their personalities.

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  8. Oh the wonderful variety of girls….very funny post 🙂

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  9. Madhu says:

    My, my!! You seem to have much experience with awful girls col! 😀

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  10. cobbies69 says:

    So glad I am not a really awful girl… 😉

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  11. Brilliantly awful rhyme, Col. I’m not saying what kinda gal I am. 🙂

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  12. optie says:

    Long time no visit Col, nice to see you have not lost your touch in my absence 😉

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  13. newsferret says:

    There are girls
    who will show their thrills,
    and others who no ways will,
    but the poor guys
    will never know
    when it is serious
    or off you go.

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  14. This has to be your punniest, funniest really awful poem.
    #Love,
    ViV

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  15. Kathleen says:

    Hahahahaha…. Well written Col. Sounds a lot like my predicament… 😉

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  16. Pussycat44 says:

    Very funny, as usual 😉

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  17. Arkenaten says:

    Another classic. I like the accompanying pics.

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