Just a warning to anyone foolish enough to visit us at lunchtime in a house we are going to be moving into – you could find yourself doing something like this!
After discovering that despite having been tented and receiving an entomologist’s certificate the house had borer chomping energetically in the parquet flooring, we sadly decided that the wood had to go. It took friend and self about an hour to take the whole floor up. Tiles will go there instead. I’d like to see the bl…y little bu…rs of bl…dy b…orer b…eetle ba…rds get their teeth into those!
And now, a spell of insanity:
When it comes to trying to spell
There’s a part I don’t do well:
Choosing A or I or E
Is most difficult for me!
Seperate or separate?
Definite or definate?
‘See Pa rate’ gets first one right;
‘Defy night’ the other might;
Words, though, causing lots of trouble
End to sound a bit like ‘obble’:
When is ‘ible’ to be used?
When is ‘able’ most abused?
Rule of thumb for Latin stem:
‘Ible’ you would add to them;
Most such words are not complete
Without ‘ible’ at their feet:
‘Edible’ a case in point –
‘Ed’, as word, is out of joint;
Words like ‘wash’, alone, are stable –
Onto them, you would add ‘able’;
If a word should end in ‘e’
Drop the ‘e’ excusably!
But exceptions all abound:
‘Irritable’ may be found
Thoroughly one to dispirit –
There is no such word as ‘irrit’!
And then ‘contemptible’, you find,
Despicably destroys your mind!
Oh, forget it! When in doubt
Haul the dictionery out! …
Dictionary…dictionery…
Ary…ery…aaaaargh!
Actually do you know how to pronounce ghoti? In english. 🙂
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Fortunately the need for me to pronounce it, or even know what it means, has never arisen.
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Ghoti is pronounced as follows:
gh=f as in enough
o=i as in women
ti=sh as in nation.
What’s it spell?
what’s it spell?
what’s it spell?
F.I.S.H (Country Joe Mcdonald and the…)
🙂
Take care
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Ough, as in though. 🙂
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Two-Sha. (As in Shade)
I know I’m messing with a master of play-on-words, a Sensei of jeux de mots and calembours, but I will knot go down without a fight! 🙂
Have a lovely week-end!
Brian
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Pliz du not comphuze furners with your a’s i’s and e’s.
(In my particular case, jumping from french to inglish to spenish maiks it woirse. Similar words in french and english have different vowels e for a or vice versa. Not no mention double consonants or not! Ye be good naw!
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The French are nuts. Take Vive Le Roi, frig zompull. If they said it, it would be veev ler rrwaah. It is just as well they don’t say it.
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English isn’t the easiest language to master, I’ll give you that! 😉
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One needs to have it bashed at you from the age of minus nine months to have any hope of speaking it!
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I agree, and even then, many don’t get the hang of it… 😉
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Indeed; most in fact.
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Sorry this has happened Col. It appears that inspectors and certificates count for zilch nowadays.
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Wood-chomping insects laugh at them, anyway!
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English class would have been so much more entertaining if we read rhymes like this
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But not really that much more informative. It starts to set out rules, and then proves that they don’t work! Typical English.
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Lol… love the humour! I like tiles… I think it will look quite spectacular when finished. 🙂
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The best thing about them is that they are easy to keep clean.
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I don’t think we get borer up here in Cow Tang – not that I’m aware?
My wooden leg hasn’t succumbed anyhow.
Terror Kotter tieles will look better I think. Easier to care for.
I didn’t understand the verse, by the way. Was there a point?
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Tieles wid bee eyedeal.
The verse iz edjakayshinil. Unnerstanding it needs a dugre, A dugre kin bee bort at mennie USA Youkneeverscities.
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Ja Rart! Kool
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Ah. Words. Word play is fun… always using the correct one is a bit hit and miss sometimes (personelly speaking, of course!)
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The write won is a missed tree, and one can sink a lot deep ending on personnel prefer ants.
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What a pity as parquet flooring is so beautiful 😦
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It is, but there it is!
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Just spell out the curse words next time! I’m still trying to figure out a couple of them..
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*shocked* Ooooh, I couldn’t do that! My blog is tiny-tot rated!
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Check this: http://www.tearablepuns.org/
The roundest knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference. He ha too much pi.
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Heehee. Sir Kit got around a lot, too. He lapped that up.
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Aye rely two much on my spell chequer. Doo ewe all sew?
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Aye du tu.
Which is not a good idea, because quite often the spell checker gets it wrong.
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Borer is a pain in the @ss. Before I left my flat I saw signs of them again. Good luck to the new owner!
I am “able”to spell words with”ible” thanks to Spell Checker 😉
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Those little beetles are a pest indeed. Spell Checker is a most unreliable instrument, though.
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Well you come live in a house in Sushitsa. Not one of them is without wood worm and most of them including ours has the dreaded beetle. We have treated most areas with liquid that is supposed to kill the blighters but they survive. Not only wood worm and beetles we also have ants in their droves that chew the wood and spit it out. My one consolation is that I should be extinct before the house collapses.sometimes I think that it is only these Creepies holding the whole thing together
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I am going to have to replace a number of battens which are hollow frames pretending to be working but actually doing nothing. I wish I could put the insects in a pile and stomp on them.
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You never liked that parquet anyway. Great post:)
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It is now academic whether or not it was liked – it is history!
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ible able ery ary – just follow the wiggly Word lines and leave the dico (French abbreviation) on the shelf.
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How extraordinery … ary … ery … ary … *urk*
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Too bad about the floor. I know the tile will look nice.
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A distinct nuisance having to replace it!
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