So a lot of South Africans got a bit of a wiggle on yesterday with our 5,3 earthquake centred near Orkney. The only one in our family who noticed anything here in Durban was Younger Daughter at work who remarked that her coffee was swilling back and forth and her desk was shaking. Colleagues said she was imagining it – until the news came through.
This takes my mind back to the 1940s to 60s, when quite severe tremors were such a feature of daily life in the Reef or Witwatersrand area – Johannesburg etc – that they were hardly even noticed. We would carry on speaking or whatever, and look with amazement when visitors from elsewhere gave screams and dived under tables, simply because items were falling over, pictures hanging on the walls were doing a pendulum thing, and one could feel the surface wobbling underfoot. ‘Just a normal earth tremor,’ we would reassure them. Strangely, many did not seem to find this in the least bit reassuring.
I wonder if the earthquake had anything to do with the fact that two of my lawnmowers went belly-up in quick succession, leaving me with this grass at the to-be-moved-into home still sniggering at me?
With not even a moan, and for reasons unknown,
Two lawnmowers conked in, thus leaving un-mown
This section alone of the grass that had grown.
I think that, for both of them, motors have blown –
Experimentation has readily shown
That cable for power is not the fault zone.
“Strangely, many did not seem to find this in the least bit reassuring.”
For some reason this reminded me of a Native American story. When the white man came to settle California.
They told him, “The ground shakes.”
He replied, “It’s nothing.”
They replied, “That land is cursed!”
The white man did not seem to mind.
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Loved all the jokes about Zuma dropping his wallet, etc. When I was about 6 years old, I remember the overhead lights swaying and plates falling off shelves in my grandmother’s flat in the Durban CBD. No mine-related tremor that one.
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It WAS a yours-related one. It happened to you!
Funny, in all our long time in Durban I don’t remember one here.
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I was quite disappointed that we didn’t feel anything here. It would have added a little action to our boring lives.
Hope you managed to sort out those lawn mowers
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Nothing like an earthquake to shake things up a little!
Yes, now I am back to having mower mowers than I need!
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I hope you had a martini afterwards to settle your nerves ? BTW Nick Czardas blogs again !
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It would have been a good idea, and so I see – good news indeed!
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Don’t be hard on people for not noticing the shaking, Col. It’s not their fault…..
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They dinna use their faculties, as the Scots lecturer told his retching chemistry class who hadn’t noticed that the finger he had stuck into the vile liquid when he demonstrated was not the one he had sucked.
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I take it this was nothing to you then. 😀
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It’s interesting that a person can get used to earthquakes to a point of hardly noticing anything. Didn’t even know that was possible.
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It does seem incredible in retrospect – but of course we didn’t think of them as earthquakes even when the juddering was quite severe. They were simply earth tremors.
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when your mower goes kerput
try a good kick with your foot
if no life comes back again
you know you’ve tried, but tried in vain
As for the wobble in the ground
i prefer my sod to be sound
I would not like the earth to move
Unless in a sexy mood
But that is in times gone past
So nothing is really meant to last
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Col, Granny thought those mowers were cats, but I told her they were machines 😀 Stay safe out there! Pawkisses 🙂
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Tell her that as cats are known for taking their Es, mowers that are cats have to be mEowers!
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Earthquakes have a lot to answer for,, including lawnmower damage. 😉
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Having grown up in Joburg in the 50s I remember those shakes.
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Another one like self and Colline to have a shaky start in life!
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So sad f…… stay safe 🙂
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Thanks, I will use best endeavours to do so!
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The tremor was minor here in Jo;burg, but I feel sorry for the people whose homes were damaged in the worst affected area.
Can I lend you my nail scissors to cut the grass 😉
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Indeed; for them the breaking news of a shattering experience is not funny.
Thanks, but there is more challenge in breaking the leaves off one by one.
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things have a habit of breaking at the same time just to annoy us – very cute poem 🙂
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It seems to be one of those Murphy-type laws. If you have a spare, that will also break.
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I remember growing up in Jo’burg and feeling those very same tremors.
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Another one like self and Newsferret to have a shaky start in life!
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😀
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We had one here a few years ago. I felt it and it was quite scary! Glad you all are safe.
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It was minor – now the debate goes on as to whether it was miner!
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I hope you get the mowers sorted before you need to call in a hay-baler. Stay safe.
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A herd of cattle might be an option.
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sheep make a nice even turf. and so do dokeys.
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😀 Okey dokey on the dokeys!
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😀
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