Pee see, really awfully.


Hiding out from the PC Hit Squad.

Hiding out from the PC Hit Squad.

WARNING:  May be considered offensive. 

In fact, the full intention is for it to offend certain offensive readers very deeply – those meddling, mealy-mouthed, hypocritical, smarmy, infantile, holier-than-thou, illogical, proselytizing, mentally challenged and ugly members of the Pathetically Conciliatory persuasion.

The Pill-hit E. Coli Core-wrecked*
All suffer from a sad defect:
Say ‘kaf-tan’ to these folk
And you will see them choke –
They’re somewhat of a joke!
For they will think that you refer
To sun-darke’d skin on he or her
Of certain race or sect. 

While eeny meeny miny mo
Will make them into tantrums go;
And mention mountain slope
You’ll see these morons grope

For mouth-to-wash-out soap!
But there, you coolly have to grant,
That their ideas are on a slant
Their intellects are low. 

Say, ‘Where’s the day go?’ makes them scream,
And ‘spick and span’ to them will seem
A whop-per of a racist slur;
Then hairy-backs will ruffle fur,
And should a golli-wog occur,
You’ll find they throw a fit –
While nig-gle, quite a bit,
They fancy lacks esteem. 

And in a paddy, hearing jock,
They’ll yank their hair and run amuck,

With squeals and scowls and outraged howls,
And cluck-ings like demented fowls,
Which are enough to nip the bowels!
See how fast the grin-goes
When a pom-pom in goes –

With squaw-kings, round they flock. 

On honky-tonk and jerry-can
They feel that there should be a ban,
And abbo-lition, they suggest,
Of chinks in armour would be best,
Both flip and frog should take a rest;
No Goy-a should be sold,
And ‘I-tie’, keep on hold,
As well as ‘Chinaman’. 

Red Indians exist no more,
Their ‘Native’ most of them abhor;
And, though the PC-types insist,
‘American’, as well, resist:
Vespucci, he did not exist
When first they walked those shores
In tribal scores and scores;
They all came, him, before! 

It cannot come as a surprise
That twits like this re-sensitize
The words that they all downward rate,
Regenerating racial hate,
Which otherwise you’d see abate;
Their actions are a curse,
Which simply make it worse,
So, ‘Shut up!’ I’d advise. 

*The ‘i’ in Latin should be pronounced as ‘ee’ not as ‘aye’, which makes this concoction valid as ‘Politically Correct’.
©Colonialist August 2014 (WordPress)
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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16 Responses to Pee see, really awfully.

  1. Mélanie says:

    LOL of the LOL!!! 🙂 😉 🙂 and GL = giant like, of course… ❤ ⭐

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  2. guyportman says:

    Great picture and poem. This poem could indeed be considered offensive, at least over here in the UK. However, surely no one could criticise its rhythm, meter, intonation and humour.

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  3. I think I’ll invoke my right to remain silent. It’s safer these days! 😉

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  4. What a jolly song! The mere cat masquerading as a meerkat, is perfect for your very clever poem. 🙂

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  5. The power of language

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  6. Nicola says:

    great pic, the language differences as it passes through generations reflects many things

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  7. Sonel says:

    That mere cat is adorable! Thanks for the early morning laugh Col. As for the video and poem, I am not sure if I should be offended. Who cares? I liked it anyways. 😆

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  8. misswhiplash says:

    It is 4am..I could not sleep so I wrote a poem..not sure if its applicable to your post…..loved the meer cats especially the wanna-be.
    I agree wigh what you write , too many toffee nosed people in this world who need to get down ftom their high horse and live life with the rest of us.

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  9. misswhiplash says:

    Pronounce and say which way you will
    I would bear no person ill.
    I do not care from whence they came
    to me all persons are the same.
    God made us all in the way He decided
    did not think this would be derided
    by stupid people calling names, to God, s kin
    because of race and colour of skin.
    DId one request to be born white?
    To be born stupid instead of bright?
    Did we ask to be short or tall
    or even to be born at all.
    NO, all the world was created different for a reason
    with changing colours like the seasons.
    But this does not justify why hate causes wars and people die
    just because we cannot accept, that He who lives on high
    knows better than we, ll ever do..He created us
    We should live in peace, not envy ,plunder, pillage and rape
    but show love and care to others, regardless of name or colour
    and we would do all this , to make the world a better place
    For His name, s sake

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  10. Initially, I only saw a small version of the meercat pic on Bloglovin and had to look twice to spot the intruder 😉

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