WARNING: May be considered offensive.
In fact, the full intention is for it to offend certain offensive readers very deeply – those meddling, mealy-mouthed, hypocritical, smarmy, infantile, holier-than-thou, illogical, proselytizing, mentally challenged and ugly members of the Pathetically Conciliatory persuasion.
The Pill-hit E. Coli Core-wrecked*
All suffer from a sad defect:
Say ‘kaf-tan’ to these folk
And you will see them choke –
They’re somewhat of a joke!
For they will think that you refer
To sun-darke’d skin on he or her
Of certain race or sect.
While eeny meeny miny mo
Will make them into tantrums go;
And mention mountain slope
You’ll see these morons grope
For mouth-to-wash-out soap!
But there, you coolly have to grant,
That their ideas are on a slant –
Their intellects are low.
Say, ‘Where’s the day go?’ makes them scream,
And ‘spick and span’ to them will seem
A whop-per of a racist slur;
Then hairy-backs will ruffle fur,
And should a golli-wog occur,
You’ll find they throw a fit –
While nig-gle, quite a bit,
They fancy lacks esteem.
And in a paddy, hearing jock,
They’ll yank their hair and run amuck,
With squeals and scowls and outraged howls,
And cluck-ings like demented fowls,
Which are enough to nip the bowels!
See how fast the grin-goes
When a pom-pom in goes –
With squaw-kings, round they flock.
On honky-tonk and jerry-can
They feel that there should be a ban,
And abbo-lition, they suggest,
Of chinks in armour would be best,
Both flip and frog should take a rest;
No Goy-a should be sold,
And ‘I-tie’, keep on hold,
As well as ‘Chinaman’.
Red Indians exist no more,
Their ‘Native’ most of them abhor;
And, though the PC-types insist,
‘American’, as well, resist:
Vespucci, he did not exist
When first they walked those shores
In tribal scores and scores;
They all came, him, before!
It cannot come as a surprise
That twits like this re-sensitize
The words that they all downward rate,
Regenerating racial hate,
Which otherwise you’d see abate;
Their actions are a curse,
Which simply make it worse,
So, ‘Shut up!’ I’d advise.