A flea has an interesting life –
He gets to see very much more
Than any man usually does of his wife,
And goes where no man’s gone before.
While lady fleas may spend their days
In looking at something quite small,
At times tall erections can well fill their gaze,
And nights can be just one long ball.
If victims have had nip-and-tuck
A flea will not mind at all much –
Enjoys it, in fact, to go running amuck
In nipping the tucks, flaps and such.
Some fleas keep abreast of the times,
While others get rather bum deals,
But both can get caught and bumped off in their primes,
‘Midst outraged and furious squeals.
So, ‘Fleadom for all!’ is the cry,
Be kinder to these little pests;
With loose, unwashed clothing you’ll find, bye-and-bye,
A good population infests.