A Little Biting Really Awful Humour.


Flea ex Wiki

A flea has an interesting life – 
 He gets to see very much more
 Than any man usually does of his wife,
And goes where no man’s gone before.

While lady fleas may spend their days
 In looking at something quite small, 
At times tall erections can well fill their gaze, 
And nights can be just one long ball.

If victims have had nip-and-tuck
 A flea will not mind at all much –
 Enjoys it, in fact, to go running amuck
In nipping the tucks, flaps and such.

Some fleas keep abreast of the times,
While others get rather bum deals,
But both can get caught and bumped off in their primes,
‘Midst outraged and furious squeals.

So, ‘Fleadom for all!’ is the cry,
Be kinder to these little pests;
With loose, unwashed clothing you’ll find, bye-and-bye,
A good population infests.

© Colonialist July 2007 Revised August 2014 (WordPress)
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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26 Responses to A Little Biting Really Awful Humour.

  1. Colline says:

    Had a good chuckle while reading this 😀

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  2. Now you’ve made me start scratching, Col. 😯 “Fleadom for all”…….Hehehe

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  3. Kev says:

    lmao… interesting.

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  4. I don’t care how amazing these jumpin’ critters are, my dog is treated every month for the little devils.

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  5. gpcox says:

    Yikes!! I walked into a house I wanted to rent many years ago and was instantly covered with fleas from the knees down – a surreal experience as you scratch and they jump to your arms…on…and…on…..

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  6. galan12 says:

    This one hits home,, we have just experienced a large gang of these… All hopping about with banners of protest 😉

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  7. misswhiplash says:

    Seems you know how to get a reaction…good quality fof a writer

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  8. misswhiplash says:

    Where did that one come from? Yuck, I do not like fleas..it is bad enough coping with dog fleas but people fleas…neh..neh
    the poetry was very good
    and very clearly understood
    but keep your fleas unto yourself
    and spray the bottle on the shelf
    then all the fleas would be darn good dead
    then write about something nice instead

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  9. What a horrifying picture, Col. You’ve just kept me from getting another dog for the rest of my life.

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  10. disperser says:

    I wish I had some biting commentary to contribute; I would jump at the chance.

    And then others could contribute, and it would be a real circus.

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  11. fleas
    no, no please.

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  12. The Asian says:

    Fleas must be one of the worst kind of bugs ever! I actually got bitten by one while I was out at the mine, luckily nothing serious came of it

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  13. suzicate says:

    “FLeadom for all”-Bwahaha!

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  14. Do shut up Col. Just disturbed a dirty great cockroach in the bathroom, I really don’t want to think about fleas as well.

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