From the Horse’s Mouth, Really Awfully.


Harry the Horse and Sue

“I hay chew,” said Harry the horse

To Sue;

Said Sue, “I ‘ay chew, too; of course

I do!

It’s straw dinner, ‘Arry;

I fink we should marry!

Don’t you?” 

© Colonialist October 2014 (WordPress)
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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27 Responses to From the Horse’s Mouth, Really Awfully.

  1. I’m trying to harness my enthusiasm… 😉

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  2. Grannymar says:

    Col-ey Col-ey, don’t you stop
    just let the words go clippety-clop
    Your tail looks swish and the words are sound
    Giddy up, you won this round!

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  3. calmgrove says:

    This shaggy dobbin’s tail has legs, it could run and run, but you kept it short and sweet, that’s the mane thing. (There’s mare where that came from, foal I know…)

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  4. misswhiplash says:

    neigh! neigh!

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  5. misswhiplash says:

    now where would one go to learn that language…straight from the horse’s mouth

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  6. ReallyREALLY awful, but I like it!

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  7. prior says:

    very fun… 🙂

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  8. disperser says:

    This is how it should have read . . .

    “I hay chew,” said Harry the horse
    To Sue;

    Said Sue, “Bless you
    I do!”

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