“I hay chew,” said Harry the horse
To Sue;
Said Sue, “I ‘ay chew, too; of course
I do!
It’s straw dinner, ‘Arry;
I fink we should marry!
Don’t you?”
© Colonialist October 2014 (WordPress)
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I’m trying to harness my enthusiasm… 😉
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Col-ey Col-ey, don’t you stop
just let the words go clippety-clop
Your tail looks swish and the words are sound
Giddy up, you won this round!
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*dashes off to compose a ditty for it*
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This shaggy dobbin’s tail has legs, it could run and run, but you kept it short and sweet, that’s the mane thing. (There’s mare where that came from, foal I know…)
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One canter easily trot out such a croup of assurances as would have one muling and puking, but I have spurred you from bein saddled with something like that by reining myself in.
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If it’s a punning competition I think you’ve won by a length…
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I keep doing that instead of writing sensibly!
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neigh! neigh!
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It is simply whickered?
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Where does such intelligence come from
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A misspent youth, no doubt!
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now where would one go to learn that language…straight from the horse’s mouth
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That is snort wrong!
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With a nay nay here and a nay nay there. Here a nay,there a nay , everywhere a neigh neigh
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Ee-neigh, ee-neigh, oh!
Which brings one to ee-neigh, me-neigh, my-neigh, mo … but Jeremy Clarkson found it dangerous to go there.
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Best neigh go there
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ReallyREALLY awful, but I like it!
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Half measures in awful simply come off as awful. It has to be REALLY awful for any merit!
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very fun… 🙂
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Of a rather painful variety! 🙂
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So cute, Col. 😀
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Thanks! In a sort of cringeworthy way?
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😀
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As long as it gave you that …
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Your witty poems and writings often bring a smile to my face.
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This is how it should have read . . .
“I hay chew,” said Harry the horse
To Sue;
Said Sue, “Bless you
I do!”
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Your version is not to be sneezed at! 🙂
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