Really Awfully Of-Fishes!

The Net may look Gross, but is there to protect innocent visitors from these Ninja Killer Koi.

Really Awfully of Fishes: the Of-fish-all Version: 

Have all of you haddock lovely day?
Cod have been a good eel batter!
(Salmon’s sprat cod have had that to say
All of a sardine, in chatter!) 

Getting into such bad halibuts,
Trout to kipper self from whaling!
Mackerel mess cutting out the guts –
Weigh to tuna fish all scaling. 

Mako koi up roach to mullet over;
Bass off and do get tarpon your pike!
Whiting wrongs saves some soles from Dover,
Yellowtails take a minnow to strike! 

Herring that, you are filled with hake, red,
Or does it mackerel skate of shark?
Fall off perch to a plaice in lake bed?
Sturgeon and tonic in the carp arc? 

Really Awfully of Fishes: the OFF-fish-all Version: 

‘Have all of you had a lovely day?’
‘Could have been a good deal better!’
Someone’s brat could have had that to say
All of a sudden, in chatter. 

Getting into such bad habits,
Try to keep herself from wailing;
Make a real mess cutting out the guts,
Weigh to tune official scaling. 

Make a coy approach to mull it over;
Buzz off and do get upon your bike!
Righting wrongs saves some souls from Dover;
Yell, ‘Oh, tales take a minute to strike!’ 

Hearing that, you are filled with hatred,
Or does it make a real state of shock?
Fall off perch to a place in lake bed?
Stir gin & tonic in the car park? 

(Hey, who said it had to make sense?)

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