A Really Awful Shining Example


 

The Believer in Mirror Kills. Basic pic pinched from here.

Giving a flash of ins… er … expiration.
(Basic pic pinched from here.)

Reflections on mortality

A lovely lady found herself in a religious sphere,

And thought that smiting infidels would be a good idea,

Deciding that her duty lay in doing what was right

By causing non-believers, before death, to see the light.

 

Her victims, motoring at speed, discovered with surprise

A blinding flash of sunlight was reflected at their eyes,

And so it may be said that she depended f’r her thrills

On unwaveringly holding a belief in mirror-kills.

© Colonialist March 2015 (WordPress)

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16 Responses to A Really Awful Shining Example

  1. Mélanie says:

    HELP! 😉 I’d like to have a laser sword, too… 🙂 speaking of mortality, my only “religion-philosophy” is LOVE of LIFE… 🙂 here’s my Latin motto: memento mori, carpe diem et gaudeamus igitur! = remember you’ll die, live up this very day and therefore let’s enjoy it to the fullest! 🙂

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  2. Marco says:

    “I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!” WW of the W

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  3. Cecilia says:

    I admit I enjoyed the post as well as the comments here ..:)

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  4. cobbies69 says:

    mirror mirror on the wall…do not just look into a mirror again….

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  5. Tom Merriman says:

    Eek… best be careful with all that smiting.

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  6. Kev says:

    lol. Any takers on the mirror bit… beauty n all that? 😀 How dare they not believe!

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  7. Patrecia (with an E) says:

    wear your shades and keep eyes on road

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