Really Awful Tweets from a Twit, and a Mess of an SMS


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For the renovation picture of today, the second bedroom has an improved outlook and more cupboard space with the re-siting and enlargement of this window.

For the renovation picture of today, the second bedroom has an improved outlook and more cupboard space with the re-siting and enlargement of this window.

I have only loosely applied the ‘Social Media-type’ prompt for Day Seventeen NaPoWriMo: 

hi ther evry 1 ges wot
a fly on keybrd I hav got

 

i saw the fly 1 time b4
but then was sitng on the dor

 

but now hes landed near my fingr
so wish tht he wld not here lingr

 

it looks like fly is here to stay
o  y  wont he jst go away

 

hes clening wings wif feet and stuf
ive realy had mor thn enuf

 

-p0p[

 

im sory wot u c ther at
is jst from whr i bashd him flat

 

cant n e mor to u now send
im fraid my keybrds at an end

 

so cos thts b cum such a mes
i hav to snd this sms

 

now   n  e  fing   2  rite wif lack
mi sistr wants her tablt back

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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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18 Responses to Really Awful Tweets from a Twit, and a Mess of an SMS

  1. bulldog says:

    Love the renovations… but more so the poem… how you manage to turn these out continues to astound me… pure brilliance

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  2. The Asian says:

    I can’t stand SMS “language”! It drives me absolutely bonkers

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  3. Pussycat44 says:

    Well done with the window! Love (and can decipher) the messy poem.

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  4. melouisef says:

    Huh? I am too old to understand 😊

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  5. You must be getting thoroughly fed up with builders and mess.

    I don’t do texting, so am unable to decipher your poem. I gave that prompt a miss.

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  6. Kev says:

    It’s getting there! 😀 (The renovation, that is) 😀

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