Really Awful Tweets from a Twit, and a Mess of an SMS

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For the renovation picture of today, the second bedroom has an improved outlook and more cupboard space with the re-siting and enlargement of this window.

I have only loosely applied the ‘Social Media-type’ prompt for Day Seventeen NaPoWriMo: 

hi ther evry 1 ges wot
a fly on keybrd I hav got

 

i saw the fly 1 time b4
but then was sitng on the dor

 

but now hes landed near my fingr
so wish tht he wld not here lingr

 

it looks like fly is here to stay
o  y  wont he jst go away

 

hes clening wings wif feet and stuf
ive realy had mor thn enuf

 

-p0p[

 

im sory wot u c ther at
is jst from whr i bashd him flat

 

cant n e mor to u now send
im fraid my keybrds at an end

 

so cos thts b cum such a mes
i hav to snd this sms

 

now   n  e  fing   2  rite wif lack
mi sistr wants her tablt back

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