Drafts of Re-air-ly Awful Hot Hare


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A parliament-powered invention - pic from Wiki.

A parliament-powered invention – pic from Wiki.

1
Someone prays before each meal,
And jugged hare on the menu places,
Then we would correctly feel
That they’d have put on hares and graces?

2
Successful airline owners may
Pass on to higher things, one day –
At wake there will be,
Indubitably,
A most impressive heir display!

3
Should there be an air* stuck in your ear,
Don’t try, when you go diving,
To use it for breath, or else I fear
You’ll end up not surviving.

4
A shopkeeper was selling short,

But by a customer was caught:
He had a nifty gadget there
To push the scale with compressed air.

So all the items, by weight, bought,
Would seem to weigh more than they ought;
It didn’t seem the man to faze
When shown the airer of his weighs.

Said airily, ‘But weren’t you taught
Air air-vidently weighs near naught?’
(Barometer brought to desp-air
Air-tempt, with science, to get cl-air.)

5
An aeroplane
Can be a pain

With, sky-high, prices flying;
Then how much less
One could, I guess,
Go aero-fancy buying!

6
If hares should mildly urinate
Beware of a distressing fate –
A technical itch in a tender spot
From gentle hare pees you might have got.

*The snatch-of-music kind.
© Colonialist May 2015 (WordPress)
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16 Responses to Drafts of Re-air-ly Awful Hot Hare

  1. Kev says:

    I read them all
    and in desp-air
    which one to vote?
    Was in the air

    “Was in the air?”
    I f-airly reflected in awe
    And airily voted
    fer number four 😀

    Liked by 1 person

    • colonialist says:

      I was proud of each rhyme,
      And liked them all heap-ly,
      For votes, few took time,
      Has wounded me deeply!

      I also do feel
      The best one you chiz, now;
      Own vote would reveal
      That that the one is, now!

      Like

  2. nrhatch says:

    Looks like #4 is the front runner! Of course, the scales may have been weighted in its favor!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. equinoxio21 says:

    Thank you for showing me the air-er of my ways…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Thair all re-air-ly tairible, but we’ve come to expect that. Just joking!

    Liked by 2 people

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