Drafts of Re-air-ly Awful Hot Hare

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A parliament-powered invention - pic from Wiki.

A parliament-powered invention – pic from Wiki.

Someone prays before each meal,
And jugged hare on the menu places,
Then we would correctly feel
That they’d have put on hares and graces?

Successful airline owners may
Pass on to higher things, one day –
At wake there will be,
A most impressive heir display!

Should there be an air* stuck in your ear,
Don’t try, when you go diving,
To use it for breath, or else I fear
You’ll end up not surviving.

A shopkeeper was selling short,

But by a customer was caught:
He had a nifty gadget there
To push the scale with compressed air.

So all the items, by weight, bought,
Would seem to weigh more than they ought;
It didn’t seem the man to faze
When shown the airer of his weighs.

Said airily, ‘But weren’t you taught
Air air-vidently weighs near naught?’
(Barometer brought to desp-air
Air-tempt, with science, to get cl-air.)

An aeroplane
Can be a pain

With, sky-high, prices flying;
Then how much less
One could, I guess,
Go aero-fancy buying!

If hares should mildly urinate
Beware of a distressing fate –
A technical itch in a tender spot
From gentle hare pees you might have got.

*The snatch-of-music kind.
© Colonialist May 2015 (WordPress)

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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16 Responses to Drafts of Re-air-ly Awful Hot Hare

  1. Kev says:

    I read them all
    and in desp-air
    which one to vote?
    Was in the air

    “Was in the air?”
    I f-airly reflected in awe
    And airily voted
    fer number four 😀

    Liked by 1 person

    • colonialist says:

      I was proud of each rhyme,
      And liked them all heap-ly,
      For votes, few took time,
      Has wounded me deeply!

      I also do feel
      The best one you chiz, now;
      Own vote would reveal
      That that the one is, now!


  2. nrhatch says:

    Looks like #4 is the front runner! Of course, the scales may have been weighted in its favor!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. equinoxio21 says:

    Thank you for showing me the air-er of my ways…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Thair all re-air-ly tairible, but we’ve come to expect that. Just joking!

    Liked by 2 people

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