Drafts of Re-air-ly Awful Hot Hare

 

A parliament-powered invention – pic from Wiki.

1
Someone prays before each meal,
And jugged hare on the menu places,
Then we would correctly feel
That they’d have put on hares and graces?

2
Successful airline owners may
Pass on to higher things, one day –
At wake there will be,
Indubitably,
A most impressive heir display!

3
Should there be an air* stuck in your ear,
Don’t try, when you go diving,
To use it for breath, or else I fear
You’ll end up not surviving.

4
A shopkeeper was selling short,
But by a customer was caught:
He had a nifty gadget there
To push the scale with compressed air.

So all the items, by weight, bought,
Would seem to weigh more than they ought;
It didn’t seem the man to faze
When shown the airer of his weighs.

Said airily, ‘But weren’t you taught
Air air-vidently weighs near naught?’
(Barometer brought to desp-air
Air-tempt, with science, to get cl-air.)

5
An aeroplane
Can be a pain
With, sky-high, prices flying;
Then how much less
One could, I guess,
Go aero-fancy buying!

6
If hares should mildly urinate
Beware of a distressing fate –
A technical itch in a tender spot
From gentle hare pees you might have got.

*The snatch-of-music kind.

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