No internet in a tick – so quick pic and limerick!

Once a dreadfully flatulent horse
Was, for pulling a carriage, in force:
Fares emerged from the haze
In a bit of a daze …
The driver was Gaston, of course.

Step over this log ...

Just step over the log …

© Colonialist July 2015 (WordPress)


About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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13 Responses to No internet in a tick – so quick pic and limerick!

  1. I’m always a fan of Gaston. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Smiles all around! Gaston…oh, I do love a pun and scatological humor all wrapped up into one! What fun! 🙂


  3. Aha ‘n lekker dik een


  4. TBM says:

    Oh boy, I’m trying to imagine figuring out it wasn’t a log and the first thought.


  5. Not crying any crocodile tears over this one.


  6. Rip says:

    There once was a man of verbosity
    Who loved words with savage ferocity;
    Waxing profound,
    He fell to the ground,
    Knocked out by his own pomposity.

    Liked by 4 people

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