Really Awful Oopsies.

The Weekly Photo Challenge is to produce something reflecting Oops!

That should be easy for me – it is a word I use rather often at such times as when I offer a dramatic gesture at a formal dinner which increases the drama by knocking a full glass of red wine all over the table cloth, into the hostess’s food, and thence splashing generously onto her white dress.

I added a picture at the end which isn’t an ‘oops’ by me, but was suggested by my editing alter ego.

A thunderstorm; what have we got
Apart from a suspicious spot??
A werewolf with his shiny eyes
And blurred-dy dog turned in surprise!

Expressions for the kids won’t do –
And shouldn’t that there crane be blue?
It’s big enough to hoist some bricks …
(Oh, backdrop’s fake . op-tickle tricks!)

Oh, super! There she’s in the lead.
I’d better take this one at speed;
Wait for it … now! The perfect shot!
(But look at what instead I got!)

S. Africa’s familiar sight –
But did they really get it right?
A meaning that they somehow lost
Is how much little style can cost!

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