You ever heard of Crinkley Bottom? –
Oh – you know a few that gott’em! –
In Waterfall such place is found
Where live bands, playing, hang around,
And where, if you have starvery,
You sate it with a carvery.
Nude statues grace the wedding place,
And, snapping photos, girls will race
To back of ‘Adam’, where you find
They fondly stroke his smooth behind
With giggles fit to beat the band
And drown out geese, which are on hand.
No pictures of such scenes I took –
At better things we took a look!
The apple pie, it was a dream,
And topped with lashings of smooth cream;
The friend we took there had a ball,
And so did we, grandkids and all.
© February 2016 Colonialist (WordPress)